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The end-game of pretension?

Manton

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I have never seen anything quite this stupid. I feel that, as a more or less enthusiastic fine-diner, they are making us all look really bad. Letting down the team, as it were:

http://ateliercrenn.com/food_menu.pdf
 

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"Hi yes, the childhood memories sound delicious but can I have the cuddle with my Artic flare on the side please"?

"We don't offer substitutions, sir"
 
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On the front page...



And to answer your question yes I am a child that still likes dick and fart jokes.
 

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Don't call it a "tasting menu" you plebes. It's a *grand* tasting menu.
 

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I wonder if they compose a poem for each diner to go with their Chef's Grand Tasting Menu. I'd love to hear what they come up with for edmorel.
 

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well I just like to know (at least some idea) what I am eating actually...
 

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I think it is real. I am going home next month so I was checking out what is new because, stupidly, I waited too long and Danko is booked on the nights I wanted. I knew about a couple of new places but that one was new to me.

Now, one thing I have to be careful of is not to go somewhere too froofy for the wife, well, that rang so many alarm bells I could almost envsion the divorce papers if I tried to take her there.

For all I know the food is great, and I might even try it myself if I had someone to go with, but even if the food is great, that would still be bar none the stupidest menu I have ever seen.
 

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They seem to have forgotten to attribute the poem on the right to a certain blogger extraordinaire.
 

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Perhaps we could send Mr. Creosote over to review the place.
 

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"A gentle smell, oceanic of yummy feeling", are they referring to cunnilingus ?

If the food is as bad as the poetry, the patrons will be gagging in the aisles.

Their menu is giving me a strong urge to eat buffalo wings. It's that bad.
 
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