The call xchen while he is drunk thread

[xchen]

So lately I have been getting random calls from forum members while I am tanked and hilarity has generally ensued. In about 1 hour I plan to be pretty wasted and will be gearing up to receive these phone calls. If you want to call me, send me a PM and I'll give you my cell #.

I won't be calling out to anyone as that could be a recipe for disaster, especially late at night.

My only request is that nobody post my cell # in the thread or elsewhere on the forum. Other than that feel free to call me and post back anything I may say while not in the best of states.

 

[Ludeykrus]

Originally Posted by xchen

My only request is that nobody post my cell # in the thread or elsewhere on the forum. Other than that feel free to call me and post back anything I may say while not in the best of states.

So an ad in the local Craigslist 'Casual Encounters - m4m' is game....check.

 

[robin]

Post it on /b/

 

[xchen]

No m4m for me please. BDSM section ok.

 

[Eason]

Why would we want to talk to xchen, he's a republican and supports jet/ghulkan

 

[xchen]

Haha, nice ninja edit there. Don't you want to find out if I sound like a hick or not? Well, maybe not you Eason since you live in a ******* hut in the middle of the pacific. Long distance is probably hard to come by over there.

 

[Connemara]

I have had drunken conversation with xchen before, he is a loser country boy.

 

[xchen]

Do not lie, Mike. If so why do you keep calling me back every week?

 

[crazyquik]

Are you hungry xchen?

This reminds me of a hillarious thread on another forum. It went something like this.

Forum Member in North Dakota calls and talks to Forum Member in Florida. They shoot the ****. FloridaMember is hungry and wants to call out for food. North Dakota member calls Papa Johns or whatever delivery pizza place in Florida and places an order, for delivery, to FloridaMember's residence. When the pizza place types in his phone number, it says North Dakota. PizzaPlace guy's mind is blown and doesn't understand. Hillarity ensues.

Pizza is eventually delivered.

 

[xchen]

PIZZA. We actually cooked about 4 tombstones earlier. Might be an IHOP night if we can get someone to pick us all up haha.

 

[robbie]

he is funnier on aim IMO

campkillfan2k (10:40:01 PM): robbiecock
campkillfan2k (10:40:26 PM): i am soooo drunk
campkillfan2k (10:40:30 PM): <3 ya
campkillfan2k signed off at 10:50:32 PM.
...
campkillfan2k (11:39:21 PM): dont take advantage of me because i am drunk

 

[hossoso]

Originally Posted by xchen

Well, maybe not you Eason since you live in a ******* hut in the middle of the pacific..
Are you some sort of idiot? What the **** do you think you're talking about? I'd bet that Cheju is a hell of a lot more cosmopolitan than Lilburn.

 

[xchen]

Well for one I was fairly wasted when I posted that. I thought it would be pretty evident given the thread title. And also, this was hardly a serious thread. DTs please, mods.

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by crazyquik

Forum Member in North Dakota calls and talks to Forum Member in Florida. They shoot the ****. FloridaMember is hungry and wants to call out for food. North Dakota member calls Papa Johns or whatever delivery pizza place in Florida and places an order, for delivery, to FloridaMember's residence. When the pizza place types in his phone number, it says North Dakota. PizzaPlace guy's mind is blown and doesn't understand. Hillarity ensues.

Pizza is eventually delivered.

Just like to go on the record here that ^this was not me.
Although I wish I could claim to be so clever.

 

[xchen]

I'll be drunk within an hour if any of you motherfuckas wanna hear tha bizness.