The 27 Year Old Virgin

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  1. NorCal

    NorCal Senior member

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    Yup.
     


  2. impolyt_one

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    I was serious when I said OP should pay me for life coaching. I could possibly make him his money back plus get him the pussy he so deserves, and set him on a good path in life. :confused: It ain't gonna be cheap, because I'd need to fly in and get things arranged for this guy, but it would be a priceless investment. Life goes by quickly. Don't die a virgin loser.
     
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  3. impolyt_one

    impolyt_one Senior member

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    OP, you're not even through stage 1 yet:

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    Let's get you to all 5 stages, and introduce you to the true meaning of happiness.
     


  4. CalTex

    CalTex Senior member

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    I saw this in a previous thread, either way he is going to end up single.

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  5. Reggs

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    Again, I worked in my college gym and found this to be extremely common. Lots of indian guys would visit family on the weekends and come back to their dorms with tupperware full of curry. And it's one of those things that would hold any guy back from getting a girl. It's rude to mention, and no, they don't recognize it themselves, so why not just throw it out there in a thread like this? Don't be so sensitive.
     


  6. Reggs

    Reggs Senior member

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    I would think that a statistician would feel comfortable starting out more of a procedural approach of talking to girls. This isn't a bad idea.
     


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    "Creepiness" is directly related to confidence.

    Guys who are "creepy" are simply afraid of saying what they are thinking. They take too much time analyzing and trying to figure out the right thing to say and once they are ready to voice their thoughts, the excess time elapsed makes them look like a weirdo.
     


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    No, being ugly can make you a creep too
     


  9. Reggs

    Reggs Senior member

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    That never really happens IRL. You're 26, this needs to happen already.

    If anything, just rent one out to cuddle naked in a hotel room. What could go wrong?
     
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  10. Gibonius

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    "Creepiness" usually translates to "Guys I don't want to fuck doing things." If you're ugly, awkward, whatever, it turns girls off and that gets voiced as you being a creep. The exact same behavior from some hot confident guy would be fine in most cases.
     


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    Reggs, did you learn so much about women while larping?
     


  12. HomerJ

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    Take it a step further. Even the "confidence" of "hot confident guy" is based on sex appeal.

    An unattractive guy would be called "arrogant" but an attractive guy acting the same way is "confident".
     
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  13. why

    why Senior member

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    Blind leading the blind. Why would you ask this question on a site with a good chunk of its members themselves awkward virgins and some of the biggest threads are about porn or are photo dumps of women categorized by race and hair color?
     


  14. Gingahbman

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    Made me lol.
     
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    I credit my decent, but by no means Wilt Chamberlinesque, success with women, to the fact that I had to use google to figure out what is a larp.
     


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