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The 27 Year Old Virgin

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by amathew, May 13, 2012.

  1. amathew

    amathew Senior member

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    1-2 times a week. sometimes less
     
  2. Fraiche

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    Do you have the same problem keeping conversations going with guys at work or friends from school?
     
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  3. amathew

    amathew Senior member

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    Yeah, it's pretty much with everyone, guys and gals.
     
  4. Gibonius

    Gibonius Senior member

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    Well there's your problem.

    Not something that would go away from banging a hooker, that's for sure.
     
  5. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    ^ At least he wouldn't be a virgin anymore.
     
  6. YOLO EMSHI

    YOLO EMSHI Senior member

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    hookers are interesting people, they have plenty to talk about.

    OP, are you the kind of person who has a conversation by indiscriminately laughing at everything and using non-linguistic expressions like 'hmm'?
     
  7. amathew

    amathew Senior member

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    No, I rarely say "hmmm" and I acctually have a hard time laughing during conversations. I tend to smile or chucle lightly, which is often the wrong social signal to send after a funny joke.
     
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    [VIDEO][/VIDEO]
     
  9. Fraiche

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    If you know it's weird, why do you continue to do it?

    In regards to your conversational skills, is there a particular subject, whether it is sports, movies, video games, that you enjoy discussing with others who are as knowledgeable as you?
     
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  10. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Perhaps OP is truly asexual. People don't turn him on.
     
  11. patrickBOOTH

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    I approach sex like I do clothing purchases. Infrequent, yet extravagant.
     
  12. texas_jack

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    ...and paid for with cash
     
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    :D
     
  14. Huntsman

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    This thread has some of the dumbest comments on SF (which is really saying something). Thought it was some alternative reality where I was on SuFu.

    Those of you suggesting prostitutes are idiots.

    ~ H
     
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  15. amathew

    amathew Senior member

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    Well, as of early tomorrow morning, I will be a 27 year old virgin.

    At least I get to rock a suit tomorrow and will get my Howard Yount wool pants in the mail.


    EDIT:
    And because I have no friends, my bday plans are to get up early:
    1. go to gym
    2. suit up
    3. go to dmv (tags expire)
    4. go to work and stare at computer all day
    5. leave work a couple hours early
    6. head to niemen marcus or allen edmonds (need a belt or two)
    7. go to whole foods and get some gelato
    8. go home and sleep

    Sounds horrible!
     
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  16. CalTex

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    damn, I haven't kept up with this thread but I am sorry OP. Seems like you are in the same boat.

    Are you looking for a quick fix or do you want to be in a relationship for your first time?
     
  17. amathew

    amathew Senior member

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    I'd prefer a relationship.
     
  18. Reggs

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    Happy birthday.

    Most would prefer a relationship. Man had to fly before he walked the moon though. I still say get a prostitute. I think it will take some pressure off the relationship side of things. I wish you lived in a city where lots of SF's are. Someone would have invited you and bought you one by now.
     
  19. KingJulien

    KingJulien Senior member

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    What the fuck is wrong with you neanderthals, you're seriously suggesting he get a hooker?
     
  20. CalTex

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    I never said that, was just asking if he was looking for a relationship.
     

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