The 100 unsexiest men, 2007

[mensimageconsultant]

Here's the list, for learning purposes or more likely malicious enjoyment.

 

[dusty]

Who reads this garbage?

 

[Augusto86]

Originally Posted by dusty

Who reads this garbage?

I read every page.
Why? Because in spring's season
Man's soul becomes bored.

 

[lawyerdad]

Christ, they should retitle that "100 Most Unreadable Pathetic Attempts At Humor That Mostly Begin With Run-On Sentences Because Of The Tendency To Hope That If You Keep The Sentence Going You'll Eventually Say Something Funny Or Interesting By Accident".

And WTF is "The Phoenix"?

You're a better man than I, Augusto86, I tried to get through it but fell way short.

 

[Augusto86]

Originally Posted by lawyerdad

Christ, they should retitle that "100 Most Unreadable Pathetic Attempts At Humor That Mostly Begin With Run-On Sentences Because Of The Tendency To Hope That If You Keep The Sentence Going You'll Eventually Say Something Funny Or Interesting By Accident".

And WTF is "The Phoenix"?

You're a better man than I, Augusto86, I tried to get through it but fell way short.

Phoenix rises from
each death; in Boston it
is a free paper.

 

[lawyerdad]

Originally Posted by Augusto86

Phoenix rises from
each death; in Boston it
is a free paper.

Thanks. This was better:

 

[CTGuy]

Originally Posted by Augusto86

Phoenix rises from
each death; in Boston it
is a free paper.

also in Providence.

 

[redcaimen]

Originally Posted by lawyerdad

Christ, they should retitle that "100 Most Unreadable Pathetic Attempts At Humor That Mostly Begin With Run-On Sentences Because Of The Tendency To Hope That If You Keep The Sentence Going You'll Eventually Say Something Funny Or Interesting By Accident".

And WTF is "The Phoenix"?

You're a better man than I, Augusto86, I tried to get through it but fell way short.

I thought these were accurate lines and I only got to about page 3 or so.

"It's like he's got a lazy eye, only it's his whole face."

As Fox News's in-house lefty, Colmes has all the intellectual authority of a Nazi collaborator. But he made the list because he looks like Rocky Dennis, Cher's son in Mask.

 

[AnotherVictim]

i dont know what to think

 

[Dakota rube]

For just a minute I was indignant at not being included. But you say it's bogus? So there's a chance I make the real thing? Oh goody.

 

[JetBlast]

My vote-

JB

 

[Joel_Cairo]

Originally Posted by lawyerdad

And WTF is "The Phoenix"?
The Phoenix is this aging and pitifully predicatble "alt-weekly" in Boston that always has emo bands on the cover and tries oh so hard to be hip and alt-y. The articles are uniformly rubbish and their Op-Eds are the most puerile bullshit ever. The real Alt-Weekly in Boston is the dig, which has snappy writing and some balls. Their Media Farm (which essentially ridicules Boston's struggling "real" newspapers like the Globe and the Herald) is week-in, week-out the best thing printed in this town.

 

[Saucemaster]

Ann Coulter at 80 was vaguely amusing, but then I got bored and closed the tab.

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

the phoenix is also a desert city, in the desert

 

[Saucemaster]

Originally Posted by denimdestroyedmylife

the phoenix is also a desert city, in the desert

I heard it's really dry.