TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (Michael Bay Rapes Your Childhood)

[HomerJ]

WTF THEY ARE ALIENS
Aliens

ALIENS AREN'T MUTANTS
ALIENS AREN'T TURTLES
CAN ALIENS BE NINJAS?

Fine they can be teenagers. So Michael Bay has brought us Teenage Aliens.
ASSHOLE

 

[acidboy]

I thought the ooze is alien, not them?

 

[dwyhajlo]



I thought the ooze is alien, not them?

The answer is that Michael Bay is terrible.

 

[HomerJ]

It gets better.

Bay says THEY'RE NOT EVEN TEENAGE. ASS

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 0/4

Adult Aliens. This sums it up. See the rest here.

 

[Jr Mouse]

This movie is going to be horrible.

 

[Neo_Version 7]



This movie is going to be horrible but I'm still going to be there first in line opening night.

FTFY

 

[Jr Mouse]



FTFY

No way. I managed to avoid the Transformer movies too. Only saw the first one because it was shown on an overseas flight I was on.

 

[Mauro]

why does Hollywood think it can **** our youth. M.Bay is a slag and needs to be treated as such.

 

[Anthony K]



It gets better.
Bay says THEY'RE NOT EVEN TEENAGE. ASS
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 0/4
Adult Aliens. This sums it up. See the rest here.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

I hate Michael Bay.

 

[Jr Mouse]



 
why would you miss the first one?
that was the only decent one made...

We have different definitions of "decent."

 

[Rambo]



We have different definitions

FTFY

 

[habanos]

Cant wait to see Vanilla Ice get Blown UP

 

[L.R.]

Man..... this depresses me. I was a huge TMNT fan when I was young, everything from the original comics to the 90's show. Event the animated film that came out a few years ago was pretty solid. This is just.... sad. It feels almost deliberately bad.

 

[Gorthaur Melwasul]

My friends and I used to own every toys of the serie and make huge action figures battles.
Bay just **** my childhood with his BULLSHIT.

 

[Jackie Treehorn]

And yet, I bet $100 here and now that every one of you is going to pay to see this in the theaters. Americans need to take more personal responsibility for the longevity and success of the menace that is Michael Bay. He's allowed to **** our childhoods because his movies do phenomenally well at the box office. That's all of our faults. Either we can ***** about it, or we can do something about it. Until then, this is our fault every bit as much as it's his.