Talking stocks, trading, and investing in general

[Piobaire]

Next you're going to tell me the superior way to financial security is to have a lucrative career and not five side hustles that usually won't pay back whatever upfront costs it takes to get into them.

 

[Texasmade]

Annuity calculator? Think about it bro.. $50/mo is $600/year. If you live another 50 years, that's $30,000!!! That's the power of passive income!

Business idea: selling people passive income plans.

Tendies!!!

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Next you're going to tell me the superior way to financial security is to have a lucrative career and not five side hustles that usually won't pay back whatever upfront costs it takes to get into them.

Bullshit.

I find that my Herbalife customers are very I terested In my Amway offerings and the anyway people LOVE the juice plus products. And of course, all of them need insurance. I am so glad I was able to pass my farmers insurance exams..

By cross marketing, I have totally been able to begin living a life that is very profitable*.in fact, maybe you would like to become a distributor for me. I have a very nice welcome package I could sell you, I would love to help you fulfill your dreams

*Profitablity is calculated as a 0cost base because everything I buy u would use myself so no worries there right? Plus, how can I put a pricetag on financial freedom. Please don't look at my credit card bills.

 

[Texasmade]

Bullshit.

I find that my Herbalife customers are very I terested In my Amway offerings and the anyway people LOVE the juice plus products. And of course, all of them need insurance. I am so glad I was able to pass my farmers insurance exams..

By cross marketing, I have totally been able to begin living a life that is very profitable*.in fact, maybe you would like to become a distributor for me. I have a very nice welcome package I could sell you, I would love to help you fulfill your dreams

*Profitablity is calculated as a 0cost base because everything I buy u would use myself so no worries there right? Plus, how can I put a pricetag on financial freedom. Please don't look at my credit card bills.

Can I be part of your downmarket?

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Can I be part of your downmarket?

If you have 259.99 (a month) to invest i to my starter package, and an additional 40.01(one time fee) for my slogan decals, then **** yes you can be

 

[venividivicibj]

This will be $1mm and better yet, no one will understand it enough to critique

 

[brokencycle]

This will be $1mm and better yet, no one will understand it enough to critique

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The best part of using terms like next generation and next level is you can just recycle them forever.

 

[jbarwick]

Consultants spend their whole lives filling in matrices with different ad libs phrases.

 

[venividivicibj]

Consultants spend their whole lives filling in matrices with different ad libs phrases.

Speaking of, don’t know if I posted this

 

[Texasmade]

Speaking of, don’t know if I posted this

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Do you have part 1 of types of corporate speak?

 

[venividivicibj]

Do you have part 1 of types of corporate speak?

 

[Piobaire]

Consultants spend their whole lives filling in matrices with different ad libs phrases.

Many years ago I determined that being a consultant means you provide solutions that cannot be implemented to problems that do not exist and then get out of Dodge before the actual problems you have created are identified.

 

[esoxm]

^you forgot the getting paid really well part. It’s a good gig if you can get it.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Many years ago I determined that being a consultant means you provide solutions that cannot be implemented to problems that do not exist and then get out of Dodge before the actual problems you have created are identified.

As someone who is currently interviewing for a consultant position, I feel personally attacked by this.

 

[Piobaire]

Suck it up, buttercup!