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[Piobaire]

BTC PLTR 3/5 23.5 CSP and captured 70% max profit.

YOLO and bought 100 shares of AJAX. It's just over book and they've not gone through the hype of their DA yet. Gonna paperhand it and collect them tendies.

 

[venividivicibj]

BTC PLTR 3/5 23.5 CSP and captured 70% max profit.

YOLO and bought 100 shares of AJAX. It's just over book and they've not gone through the hype of their DA yet. Gonna paperhand it and collect them tendies.

What the hell does this mean. It’s like boggleheads mated with a middle schooler

 

[Piobaire]

BTC = bought to close. CSP = cash secured put. I sold a CSP for March 5 with a strike of $23.50. This morning I looked and if I bought back that very same CSP I would net 70% of the maximum possible profit of that option so I bought it back at the steep discount and closed out that position.

See? I've not just been day drinking, cycling, lift weights, and **** poasting on StyFo. I went and learned the basics to options.

I'm sure our IB contingent is chuckling at me right now but YOLO!

 

[Texasmade]

Tendies baby!!!

BTC PLTR 3/5 23.5 CSP and captured 70% max profit.

YOLO and bought 100 shares of AJAX. It's just over book and they've not gone through the hype of their DA yet. Gonna paperhand it and collect them tendies.

 

[Piobaire]

 

[Omega Male]

You missed the real action Xer.

 

[Texasmade]

Those are nuggets not tendies. Major phail!

 

[Piobaire]

Interchangeable in my mind but point taken.

 

[Piobaire]

You missed the real action Xer.
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So it's like a SPAC?

 

[Texasmade]

Interchangeable in my mind but point taken.

You clearly make too much money on stonks if you think nuggets and tenders are interchangeable. Next you're going to say chicken fried steak with country fried steak are interchangeable

 

[Omega Male]

So it's like a SPAC?

But more stupider and therefore more remunerative. QED.

 

[brokencycle]

You clearly make too much money on stonks if you think nuggets and tenders are interchangeable. Next you're going to say chicken fried steak with country fried steak are interchangeable

All of flyover country is interchangeable, so why not its food?

 

[HRoi]

You missed the real action Xer.
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We really need to figure out how to make a killing at joke investing. Given that we’re the biggest collection of jokers on the internet

 

[double00]

Banks in Germany Tell Customers to Take Deposits Elsewhere

The pandemic savings glut has flooded German banks, encouraging them to charge negative rates on deposits and to offer customers ways to transfer money to other parts of Europe.

www.wsj.com

hm.

 

[Omega Male]

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