Talentless Band Blocks 101 Freeway in LA for Performance

[acidboy]

"The Imperial Stars are what they appear to be; ROCK STARS! Living on the Edge they're known for getting crazy and hanging out with their friends. Living the dream on stage under the heat of the lime light, Orange County California based amplified sound virtuosos cement themselves as one of the preeminent entertainment groups in popular music. Dynamic synthesizers, authoritative drum patterns and mainstay power vocals that remind even the average ear of greatness, The Imperial Stars pierced themselves into the heart of music history....

...The Imperial Stars are set to launch a new campaign to transform the Orange County Music scene by epic proportions. Commercial qualifications and few limitations foresee mainstream success for the noted party. Major tour contributions and profuse industry savvy make the band of business men the imminent force of quality sound production."

IMPERIAL STARS!!!111!!!!!

 

[Johnny_5]

Originally Posted by dhc905

Would love to see them tasered

If this took place in New York these douchebags would have been ran down like nobodies business. It would be nice if they meant to use their tasers but accidentally pulled out their pistols.

 

[Monaco]

you couldn't run them over because they were on top of a pretty huge promotional Van that was parked across the lanes. I was stuck in traffic like that one time when a tour bus blew up, I wasn't as pissed when I saw the wreck but these guys, that is just so low for shameless self promotion.

 

[ConcernedParent]

Originally Posted by acidboy

"The Imperial Stars are what they appear to be; ROCK STARS! Living on the Edge they're known for getting crazy and hanging out with their friends. Living the dream on stage under the heat of the lime light, Orange County California based amplified sound virtuosos cement themselves as one of the preeminent entertainment groups in popular music. Dynamic synthesizers, authoritative drum patterns and mainstay power vocals that remind even the average ear of greatness, The Imperial Stars pierced themselves into the heart of music history....

...The Imperial Stars are set to launch a new campaign to transform the Orange County Music scene by epic proportions. Commercial qualifications and few limitations foresee mainstream success for the noted party. Major tour contributions and profuse industry savvy make the band of business men the imminent force of quality sound production."

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smh.

 

[tagutcow]

Originally Posted by acidboy

Commercial qualifications and few limitations foresee mainstream success for the noted party. Major tour contributions and profuse industry savvy make the band of business men the imminent force of quality sound production."

I kept trying to re-read this and kept glossing over it. It reads like it was badly translated from Tagalog. How incompetent can these guys get? I mean, their promo copy fails even to use the phrase "taking the industry by storm!"

 

[mordecai]

Originally Posted by acidboy

these guys are icy hot

 

[naprava]

"Talentless Band Blocks 101 Freeway in LA for Performance" <- your opinion. these guys rawk my sockz