Take the SF pre-employment psych test!

[Mr. Checks]

Spurred by Huntsman's thread, here is a sample pre-employment psych test. Answer these questions and then go to the next post for your results:


1. Do you walk to work or take your lunch?

2. If you are alone in a room with a cherry pie, how did it taste?

3. Why not left-handed?

4. Does anyone put Baby in a corner?

5. Fill in the blank ___________________.

6. Do you like it, the lamb?

7. "French fry" or "freedom fry"?

8. Brown is for ____________.

 

[Mr. Checks]

Results:
1. Yes
2. No
3. Yes.
4. No.
5. No.
6. No (because no one thinks there'll be three 'nos' in a row)
7. No (see explanation for #6)
8. Left-handed

SCORECARD (consultant's corporate rating grid):

1 right: Dumbshit
2-3 right: No-talent Ass Clown
4-5 right: Slack-jawed corporate toady
6-7 right: Upper management material
8 right: Gareth from "The Office"

 

[Huntsman]

LOL, sweet.

1. Do you walk to work or take your lunch? Yes to one of them

2. If you are alone in a room with a cherry pie, how did it taste? It smelled good.

3. Why not left-handed? Using the right is habit-forming.

4. Does anyone put Baby in a corner? Baby has a mind of its own.

5. Fill in the blank ___________________. What blank?

6. Do you like it, the lamb? Grilled, mmm, with garlic and sorrel aioli.

7. "French fry" or "freedom fry"? IT'S A FRENCH FRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. Brown is for ____________. Ernie. Bert likes burgundy.

 

[Tck13]

Does anyone have a pencil I could borrow?

 

[skalogre]

1. Do you walk to work or take your lunch?
Avocado!

2. If you are alone in a room with a cherry pie, how did it taste?
Figuratively, it tasted red.

3. Why not left-handed?
Political dissent?


4. Does anyone put Baby in a corner?
Me like!

5. Fill in the blank ___________________.
" "

6. Do you like it, the lamb?
Goat is better; a good souvla is good, too!

7. "French fry" or "freedom fry"?
Friites! They're Belgian!

8. Brown is for ____________.
Michael Brown?

 

[tangerine]

1. Do you walk to work or take your lunch?
Both

2. If you are alone in a room with a cherry pie, how did it taste?
Too sweet

3. Why not left-handed?
Wasn't meant to be

4. Does anyone put Baby in a corner?
Baby's On Fire

5. Fill in the blank ___________________.
generation

6. Do you like it, the lamb?
Only if cooked in tandoori

7. "French fry" or "freedom fry"?
frjtz

8. Brown is for ____________.
Van Halen

 

[minya]

Frjtz does indeed have some decent fries.

 

[tangerine]

Originally Posted by minya

Frjtz does indeed have some decent fries.

They go great with Hoegaarten. I like the chili ketchup and eggplant mayo best, so far.

 

[minya]

In all honesty I'd rather have In 'n Out fries.... but, yeah, I'm guessing the draw is the Belgian beer...

 

[faustian bargain]

hey, i been there too. good fries, indeed.

i saw them make the in-n-out fries once - they toss them with salt in, like, a towel or something. it was beautiful to see.

 

[Mr. Checks]

Originally Posted by skalogre

1. Do you walk to work or take your lunch?
Avocado!

2. If you are alone in a room with a cherry pie, how did it taste?
Figuratively, it tasted red.

3. Why not left-handed?
Political dissent?


4. Does anyone put Baby in a corner?
Me like!

5. Fill in the blank ___________________.
" "

6. Do you like it, the lamb?
Goat is better; a good souvla is good, too!

7. "French fry" or "freedom fry"?
Friites! They're Belgian!

8. Brown is for ____________.
Michael Brown?

Brownie is doing a great job for us.

Before The Norris there was Swayze: http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/D...cingBigPic.jpg

 

[Tyto]

Originally Posted by Mr. Checks

Brownie is doing a great job for us.
Sorry to nickpick, but I believe Brownie is doing a *helluva* job....

 

[Tokyo Slim]

1. You are preparing to sit down and eat at an extremely fancy restaraunt. The food that is brought to you is not what you ordered, but nonetheless looks and smells delicious. Do you send it back or eat it?

2. There is a black box in front of you, sitting on a white pedestal shaped like a doric column. Something from your childhood is in it. What's in the box?

3. Pick a number between 1 and 3 and explain in more than ten words, but less than twenty why you chose it.

4. If you could choose one historical figure to be your boss for one day, who would it be?

5. You find a wallet on the ground, inside is ten dollars and a note that reads "If this wallet is lost, please return to 123 Broad st. for a $11 reward". would you return it, keep the money and toss the wallet, or put the wallet back where you found it?

6. Pick one city in the world outside the U.S. that would symbolize to a total stranger, the essensce of who you envision yourself to be.

 

[Huntsman]

This is actually kind of neat.

1. You are preparing to sit down and eat at an extremely fancy restaraunt. The food that is brought to you is not what you ordered, but nonetheless looks and smells delicious. Do you send it back or eat it?

Question the waiter, hold off the final decision until you are answered.

2. There is a black box in front of you, sitting on a white pedestal shaped like a doric column. Something from your childhood is in it. What's in the box?

Ain't gonna happen.

3. Pick a number between 1 and 3 and explain in more than ten words, but less than twenty why you chose it.

1.77245 -- It is approximately the square root of pi, as well as the Gamma Function evaluated at one half.

4. If you could choose one historical figure to be your boss for one day, who would it be?

James Madison

5. You find a wallet on the ground, inside is ten dollars and a note that reads "If this wallet is lost, please return to 123 Broad st. for a $11 reward". would you return it, keep the money and toss the wallet, or put the wallet back where you found it?

Oh, return it.

6. Pick one city in the world outside the U.S. that would symbolize to a total stranger, the essensce of who you envision yourself to be.

From limited knowledge, I'd pick Cambridge.

 

[j]

So far, Tangerine is ahead with (I assume) a Richard Hell reference, but it's still anyone's game.