I know most guys here were born into trust funds, given bentleys on their 12th birthday and had sex with hot women at age 3.... but for you normal guys that had jobs, what are some dirty little secrets of the company / profession / position you want to share? 1. I worked at a full service carwash vacuuming out cars in high school. I would purposely suck up coins if they were in tough to reach spots (never trays or cup holders) and at the end of the day when I emptied the dirty ass vacuum i skimmed for every non-copper coin I could. 2. Also, I once saw a lady with a pint of vodka below her seat. I politely threw it out. That night my friends and I came back and dumpster dove for that pint. 3. lifeguard for numerous years. The rules were really strict when I started. Turd in the pool = 24 hour shut down. We were like the crew in that movie "Waiting" - always hanging out and hooking up. So if there was a huge party the night before, one of us would sneak into the pool and poop in it before our shift. 97 degree days in the naptown hood be damned. Thats all I got for now. If you can tell specifics about well known companies, all the better!