Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Nov 18, 2011.
Does a baby arm count as blunt?
No, I meant like pipe stick bat youknowhatI mean.
I did. And you know what *I* mean.
^ They all belong in the funny picture thread! Crazy.
This one deserves to be seen here
Haha is that on bart?
I wonder what the reaction would have been if he'd done it to her...
That also reminds me of one of the more unpleasant experiences I've had on the subway. It was a relatively quiet train on a Sunday morning I think. I'm sitting down and there's plenty of spare seats. Some guy wearing dirty jeans and stinking of booze and looking like he hasn't showered in about a month comes in and as the doors are closing, he's lining up his ass to plonk it down on the seat next to me. Lovely. Then, just as he hits the moment of actually sitting down (this took him a while), the train pulls away, causing him to fall to the side as he's sitting down. Right on my lap.
i had to run an errand yesterday afternoon, so I took the 6 to 33rd Street. My train arrives, I get off normally, and the crowd makes its way to the exit. All is well. Then, before I reach the turnstyles, this eastern european guy in front of me does this really weird dance twirl and small fist pump, right out of nowhere. I mean, the guy was a little overweight and lacked a good bit of coordination, it was clear that this is not something he did with any frequency. And he took up a lot of space in doing this, it was really obvious to everybody around. Some indian guy who was walking next to him gave a great "da fuck?" face.
that's it, as weird as that story sounds, it is completely true.
You need to learn how to move out of the way quickly. I do this everytime the person next me starts to nod off and begins to lean on me.
Saw a guy cleaning out his ears with a q-tip this morning on the El.
ugh, that reminded me of someone I once saw cutting their nails on the subway. Gross thought, and right before lunch. To the guy's credit, he did collect the cut nail and put them into his pocket.
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