Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Nov 18, 2011.
Fuck off you bastard I am not homeless!
this reeks of "urban legend" story but it sounds fucking hilarious!
Heard of lobster girl?
I had an awesome ride to work today. This short dishevelled black guy was screaming at the top of his lungs in another language and pointing to an invisable person. I was trying so hard not to laugh. His mannarisms, and facial espressions were priceless.
While generally the only big problem with public transport in Japan is that it's crowded all white people attract the nuff nuffs. The crazy dudes here don't yell at invisible people they yell at the nearest whitey. Generally they are harmless though.
Us whites are assholes.
Yes that's true but why do we attract nuff nuffs?
We are called nuff nuff's?
You gunna get the back of my hand you fucking nuffy.
Nuff nuffs are mentally challenged individuals; they tend to like talking to white people on trains in very loud voices. They'll walk up to you and scream "America Jin desuka"? or "Rock n Roll sukidesuka"?
Nuff nuff or nuffy are terms that started in my home town and spread through many parts of Australia. My home town has one of the biggest psychiatric hospitals in the country. Some people think nuffy stands for 'nobody' or 'nothing' meaning an insignificant person and it is used that way in many places these days however it was originally synonymous with retard.
Sorry, my toilet spins clockwise when I flush it.
And there are no bones in icecream.
on the platform yesterday afternoon waiting for a train. Dude in a tie dye shirt approaches:
dude: "excuse me, can you tell me what time it is?" as he look to my wrist which has a watch
me: I bring my wrist to my face and read the time "it's 1:20"
dude: "is that, like, the correct time?"
me: "uhhh. yes."
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