Subway and Public Transportation Etiquette - The People We Encounter

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  1. Fang66

    Fang66 Senior member

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    TLDNR, sumary please.
     


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    Kinda long winded but a funny story.

    Drunk midget hispanic guy bumps into pB, jerks off while staring at a hot chick with big boobs, and then pisses all over the place.

    I really don't like to walk all the way across the island, if I can help it. I take the L from 8th ave to 1st about once a month. I don't see the harm in it. The m14 is GARBAGE. the m23 on the other hand is wonderful.
     
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  3. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I hate buses. They for poor people and cripples.
     
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    :)
     


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    I am Asian and the guy was not too racist. The only "racist" thing he said was that he is not afraid of karate. I knew reasoning with him would have been useless so that's why I just stared at him to make sure he wasn't going to do anything crazy.
     


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    Fang66 Senior member

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    And bus drivers are arseholes.
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    So true.
     


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    guy at my old office used to do this... "GOOD MORNING Kid Nick!" Ya, fuck off you tool and don't talk to me for at least three more hours.


    + a billion
     


  9. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I had an awkward subway ride today. I walk onto the train and I am already out of sorts because of the rain and such and then I see sitting down next to where I am standing this girl I hooked up with once or twice going on 4 years ago. At the time she said she didn't have facebook because it brings out the crazy in her. Two days later she added me on it. Let me tell you. I don't think it was facebook that made her crazy, she was a fucking psycho, plain and simple.
     


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    Ty_Webb Senior member

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    I had an interesting experience on the shuttle the other day (goes from Times Square to Grand Central and back again - it's also probably the busiest bit of subway in the system). Getting on at track four and there are about 7 or 8 people in front of me. One of them decides that she wants to stand by the door, so she just stands there, blocking half the doorway while dozens of people are trying to get on behind her. I squeeze past her, saying something under my breath. Then I hear some guy saying something like "hey people, move into the middle so everyone can get in" and this other woman says "yeah, about time someone said something" and continued muttering fairly loudly about people not moving into the middle as she squeezed in past the woman in the doorway. At this point, the woman in the doorway pipes up with "maybe I'm not moving into the middle because I don't want to. I want to stand here." I was this close || to pointing out to her that she is everything that is wrong with the world. So unbelievably fucking selfish. Then the woman who was doing the muttering said "I wasn't even talking about you, so you can just shut up". Classic stuff. Rarely do I wish ill on people, but she was a total see you next tuesday.
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    She was a Delta Crasher.

    Unfortunately, Style Forum's very own SpooPoker is a self admitted Delta Crasher. :(
     


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    if she wants to stand at the door she should get on last, ffs
     


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    Where the fuck do you live, candyland? I wish people ill on a daily if not hourly basis.
     


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    So did you re-tap that?
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    She sucks. I ignored her.
     


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