Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Nov 18, 2011.
I love it! Adding to list
Way to skip my awesome contributions on pages 1 and 2
1. It was not on page 1, or 2.
How do you browse at less than 100posts/page? You must fix this.
So yesterday I step onto the subway and I hear this voice from outside the train yell, "Hold that train!!!" I never hold it for anybody because they are dicks. See page one. But then this fucking Italian, guinea meatball (I can say this because I am a guinea) of a girl pulls the doors open and gets in and starts screaming, "WHEN I SAY HOLD THE DOOR YOU PEOPLE HOLD THE FUCKIN' DOOR. NEW YORK IS SO INCONSIDERATE, BRO!!!!!" Everybody just stares at her like she is a fucking retard, because she is. The hypocracy was insane. Then she is mumbling to herself and cursing that she couldn't untangle her headphones and complaining that Apple gave her cheap headphones with her phone. I really, really, really wanted to unleash my fury onto her. Good thing my ride is only about 10 minutes.
Didn't realize you rode the SIR.
Funny thing is, I don't.
Haven't you cunts joined the 21st century yet?
Had an interesting experience on the subway today. It was pouring out when I got on the train and everybody had an umbrella. I get on the train and this short guy wouldn't move over to let me hold the pole and I was very uncomfortable. He was holding his cane umbrella and he inches his head closer and closer to my chest. He is staring at my tie and lapels with his face almost pressed up against me and he is moving ihis head all around and then looking up at me and confused and googly-eyed. I am just looking at him all confused thinking to myself that he is a fucking weirdo. Then he starts sticking his face against this piece of paper this woman had out and then back at me and then I realized he is not holding an umbrella, he is holding one of those seeing-eye canes. He's not a weirdo he is just practically blind and confused by certain things he sees. Regardless, I stabbed him anyway.
You just made pulling an all-nighter on Friday night more bearable.
Well in the future we have this amaaaaazing thing called a smart card.
Post of the month.
Amazing thing that cannot be used in a NYC subway.
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