Stupid questions women ask.

[Threak]

We've all heard the ever-popular "Do I look fat?" but what other stupid questions have women asked you?

The most irritating question I've ever been asked is , get this, "Am I annoying?"

Wouldn't you think that even having an inkling to ask that question would give you a hint that the answer might be yes?

But it gets worse. After I have tried to skirt the question, both women who have asked me that have been persistent enough to get a "yes" out of me. Only to ask again days later,

argue that it's not true, and so on.

I suppose any question to which one of the possible answers would offend you isn't a very smart question to ask, but women seem to do it anyway. Can anyone provide some insight on why women ask these things? Do they just not get it? Or is it usually just a TRAAAAAP?

Again, examples would be great.

 

[Connemara]

Not sure what a wome is.

 

[Bhowie]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Not sure what a wome is.

Don't we know.

 

[RedLantern]

Women be shoppin.

 

[edinatlanta]

I once dated a girl who while going at it would ask "how does it feel, like inside" or some other inane sh^t. it was incredibly off putting.

 

[mkarim]

"Do women whine? I don't whine like other women, do I? Do I whine like other women? Men say women whine, but I don't whine like other women, do I?"

 

[Tokyo Slim]

"what are you thinking"

The proper answer is "I'm pondering string theory and 11th dimensional M-theorems, stop interrupting and let me concentrate!"

 

[edinatlanta]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

"what are you thinking"

The proper answer is "I'm pondering string theory and 11th dimensional M-theorems, stop interrupting and let me concentrate!"

No the correct answer is "how much I want to nail you" (try to make it cheesy). It is the only way it'll shut her pie hole up. You may not get tail, but you will get a respite from her drivel.

 

[hossoso]

I'll start posting in here once it gets DT'd. I've got some gems.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by edinatlanta

No the correct answer is "how much I want to nail you" (try to make it cheesy). It is the only way it'll shut her pie hole up. You may not get tail, but you will get a respite from her drivel.

When a girl asks "what are you thinking"... its usually immediately post coitus, when you are just laying there zoning out in satisfaction. So... mission already accomplished. No point in telling her you want to get it on.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

No point in telling her you want to get it on.

Spk 4 urself.

 

[acidboy]

"You're going out with your friends again?"

 

[Bhowie]

"Why do you keep ********** with me when I fall asleep?"

-"So you don't hear me choking and crying. Now pinch my nipples harder."

 

[Tardek]

"How many women have you slept with before me?"
"What were their names?"
"Do you have anything you'd like to tell me?"
"Did you ever hedge your bets with me when we started dating?"

 

[Aperipan]

"have you always been like this?" commonly asked when I told them that I am bisexual.