Stung by a wasp: what do I do?

[sonick]

My dad hung an empty, but puffed-up McDonalds paper bag on a tree... Supposedly it looks like a wasp nest and wards off other wasps.

 

[Thomas]

Interesting, but 1) I hate McDonalds, and b) I have no need for paper puffys around the grounds. Oh, and none of the trees have branches that are low enough to easily reach. The wasps would pass out from lack of oxygen to get up to the fake nests. Instead I will smash all the nests that I see and do away with them. I will be merciless.

 

[Mark from Plano]

I put on my shoes a few years ago and one of those Satanic bastards had taken up residence in the toe of my shoe. Nailed me on the big toe before I could get his **** out and send him straight to hell.

 

[Mark from Plano]

Originally Posted by sonick

My dad hung an empty, but puffed-up McDonalds paper bag on a tree... Supposedly it looks like a wasp nest and wards off other wasps.

My parents used to hang jars of water from the eaves of their house. That supposedly kept the wasps away. Do not ask me how, but my Dad swore that it worked.

 

[sonick]

Originally Posted by Thomas

Instead I will smash all the nests that I see and do away with them. I will be merciless.

Please record the results of this to video and post on youtube, I'm sure it'll be the next viral video.

 

[quevola]

Originally Posted by sonick

My dad hung an empty, but puffed-up McDonalds paper bag on a tree... Supposedly it looks like a wasp nest and wards off other wasps.

Yeah - that really helps keep the wasps away, but then you a hoard of obese people hanging around

 

[AR_Six]

Living will! Living will! Quick!

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by quevola

Yeah - that really helps keep the wasps away, but then you a hoard of obese people hanging around

For entertainment purposes I'd consider hanging them juuuuust out of reach.

Originally Posted by JD_May

Living will! Living will! Quick!

What's the point? I'm married: what's hers is hers and what's mine is ours.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by sonick

Please record the results of this to video and post on youtube, I'm sure it'll be the next viral video.

sorry, I'm not sticking any remote controls **********. At least not anymore.

 

[js4design]

be careful if you try to burn the wasps out. don't ask how i know, but it is possible for wasps to catch on fire and then attack you, leaving burns and stings all over your body, and burning down a good portion of your flower bed as well as arm hair.

 

[Jumbie]

Colonoscopy.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by js4design

be careful if you try to burn the wasps out. don't ask how i know, but it is possible for wasps to catch on fire and then attack you, leaving burns and stings all over your body, and burning down a good portion of your flower bed as well as arm hair.

Jeebus. Guess I'll go with the cricket bat, then. They won't know what hit them.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by Jumbie

Colonoscopy.

How did you know where I got stung?

 

[sonick]

Well, do you have blood in your feces?

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by sonick

Well, do you have blood in your feces?

Too scared to look. May poast a pic and get some opinions whether there's blood or not.