Stagehand's Dilemma (time-sensitive!)

[jjimison]

Hello all!

I recently volunteered as a stagehand, and I am naturally required to wear all black. Unfortunately, however, I haven't any black in my wardrobe (unless I decide to show up for work in a tux or something).

I must find an appropriately durable, fairly inexpensive set of slim-fitting black clothes. A pair of black pants and a similarly slim black shirt, preferably with a button-down collar and a pocket.

I also need to find these things in Metropolitan Detroit, by approximately 5:00 this evening.

So. Any suggestions as to where I ought to head?

(I'm cross posting this in SW&D and Men's Clothing, for the sake of urgency.)

 

[viator]

Just go to any department store for black jeans and gap or some similar place for a black long-sleeve tshirt.

 

[Joffrey]

H&M

 

[Sazerac]

banana republic