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Sperm banks that won't break the bank? Not home freezer option.

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I'm looking at a vasectomy and was thinking about going to a sperm bank to store some of my boys, just in case. I was looking at prices and they are kinda outrageous. It's like rent for a small efficiency in my town. Anybody look into this and come up with some budget options?
 

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Originally Posted by Shiny
I'm looking at a vasectomy and was thinking about going to a sperm bank to store some of my boys, just in case. I was looking at prices and they are kinda outrageous. It's like rent for a small efficiency in my town. Anybody look into this and come up with some budget options?

Great thread. Five stars. Will read again. Including any updates.
 

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The boys have to be kept in their accustomed style so, small leather change purse buried in the permafrost somewhere?
 

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Send the straws to Champion Genetics, they will store them for about $60 per year.
 

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Do not get a vasectomy. Ever. It's not healthy long term. Just like Histerectomies. But the difference is sometimes histerectomies are needed.
 

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Originally Posted by edmorel
I'm sure that you can find someone on here that will rent out their mouth to you.

The left cheek is taken, but there's room in the right cheek.
 

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Originally Posted by DULLAH
Do not get a vasectomy. Ever. It's not healthy long term. Just like Histerectomies. But the difference is sometimes histerectomies are needed.

x2, why the fuck would you gimp yourself with a vasectomy?
 

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Originally Posted by DULLAH
Do not get a vasectomy. Ever. It's not healthy long term. Just like Histerectomies. But the difference is sometimes histerectomies are needed.

You should heed this admonition. It's always wise to take medical advice from random people who can't spell.
 

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Originally Posted by Stylin247
x2, why the fuck would you gimp yourself with a vasectomy?

Think of the movie Juno, but with older people.
 

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Originally Posted by Shiny
I'm looking at a vasectomy and was thinking about going to a sperm bank to store some of my boys, just in case. I was looking at prices and they are kinda outrageous. It's like rent for a small efficiency in my town. Anybody look into this and come up with some budget options?
Shouldn't cost more than a couple hundred bucks for the analysis and freezing and a hundred bucks a year for storage.
 

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Originally Posted by HomerJ


Shouldn't cost more than a couple hundred bucks for the analysis and freezing and a hundred bucks a year for storage.


Where?

The internets give me prices ranging from 1K to 2K/yr.
 

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first off, why? i had one after three kids but the chance of a cum mix up scares the shit out of me. do you think someone who works at a sperm bank is a high enough life form not to occasionally mix up the jitt?
 

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Originally Posted by DULLAH
Do not get a vasectomy. Ever. It's not healthy long term. Just like Histerectomies. But the difference is sometimes histerectomies are needed.

Except that no organs are removed during a vasectomy.
 

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