True Story: I wore my spectators to work the other day, with tan trousers and a casual button down shirt. One of my colleagues noticed them and was goofing on me in our afternoon meeting. Hey, he said "Zoot Suit shoes." And then the meeting became discussion of my shoes. The hottest woman in the room was big-time impressed with them and the fact that I had the confidence to wear them. She said the shoes showed I was a man of "class and taste." Too bad I'm married But single guys, let that be a lesson for you.