Reply with seriousness! Joking is too easy in this thread to make it clever. People get sore wee wees from time to time. For whatever reason... at a man's younger years I think the reason is apparent (self-inflicted). One thing I've noticed for years, back to my younger days, is that sore wee wees do not head. They take weeks and weeks. It is the nature of a sore wee wee. Is there a way to speed up the process? They seem to be sore for weeks and then just heal overnight.