Soporific Tie Pr0n

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    FIHTies Senior member Affiliate Vendor

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    Manton's ties are a lot more exciting than that tie.


    Once, as Lyndon B. Johnson prepared to leave an airport after a speech, an army staff sergeant noticed that the President was heading for the wrong helicopter. He came up to LBJ, pointing: "Mr. President, that is your helicopter over there." Johnson threw one of his huge arms over the sergeant's shoulders and smiled: "Son, they are all my helicopters."
     
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    If this thread should evolve at all, it should evolve to the use of neckties on honeymoons.


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    I guess I'm boring. I like the glen plaid tie. It's my go-to wedding tie.

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    I must be incredibly boring too. I like every tie so far.
     
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    Soporific Tie Porn

    Am I the only one who thinks that is wildly redundant?
     
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    Am I the only one who thinks that is wildly redundant?


    FTFY
     
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    Soporific Tie Porn

    Am I the only one who thinks that is wildly redundant?


    "Soporific" is meant to modify "tie" but not "porn."
     
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    Nouveau Pauvre Senior member

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    FTFY
    Don't you have a siberian longhair with matted fur to tease or something?
    "Soporific" is meant to modify "tie" but not "porn."
    This is going to rock your world, but we actually have Porn "talkies" on moving picture devices now. Sometimes it's even more exciting then decorative neckwear (and it even includes decorative neckwear on occasion).
     
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    Manton RINO Dubiously Honored

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    This is going to rock your world, but we actually have Porn "talkies" on moving picture devices now. Sometimes it's even more exciting then decorative neckwear (and it even includes decorative neckwear on occasion).

    I think you did not understand my point.
     
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    Don't you have a siberian longhair with matted fur to tease or something?
    FAIL. More fun to tease the callow.

    I think you did not understand my point.

    Maybe you need to pull some doves out of your sleeve or something for him to understand.
     
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    I think most of my tie collection is pretty boring.

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    Gianni Agnelli would love my boring Cashmere & Wool & Grenadine ties [​IMG]

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    Those are incredible
     

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