Something you must learn before it's too late

[Say]

what is it for you guys?

for me, its learning my native language

 

[Coho]

Be nice to mother. Never had a good relationship with her.

 

[Fade to Black]

Coho you been makin some pretty heavy posts as of late...heh it seems my pessimistic personality is rubbing off on you.

As for me, it's how to get along with women. Don't know if i'll ever learn...

 

[LabelKing]

How to kill yourself effectively.

 

[thekunk07]

how to dance. i live in a town where dancing has been forbidden ever since a bridge accident several years ago. the town pastor is a real dick. but now, thanks to ren, we're finally having a prom, but i can't dance.

 

[SUPER K]

does the pastor have a hot daughter ?

 

[feynmix]

swimming, embarrassingly. Anyone have any ideas how a 22 yr old can learn swimming, albeit as quickly as possible?

 

[minus]

Originally Posted by feynmix

swimming, embarrassingly. Anyone have any ideas how a 22 yr old can learn swimming, albeit as quickly as possible?

Pretty sure you can find an adult swim class at your local YMCA. Normally they're not too pricey and on the plus side most of the class should be roughly around your age, if not older.

As to what I need to learn; French. My French skills barely exceeded to ability to read the française portion of a cereal box comfortably, even though I took French for five years. Admittedly, my last French class that was more than 15 years ago, but my ability with the language is about on par with a 5 year old.

Oh, hell, while I'm dreaming, let's say Mandarin Chinese too. Reading it and comprehending the grammar is one thing, but I never could wrap my tongue around the tones.

 

[playdohh22]

How to dance.

 

[Mark from Plano]

Originally Posted by thekunk07

how to dance. i live in a town where dancing has been forbidden ever since a bridge accident several years ago. the town pastor is a real dick. but now, thanks to ren, we're finally having a prom, but i can't dance.


A little advice for you:

You're playing so cool. Obeying every rule. Dig way down in your heart. You're yearning, burning for some somebody to tell you that life ain't passing you by. I'm trying to tell you it will if you don't even try. You can fly if you'd only cut loose.

 

[Dakota rube]

^ Deep, man.
Deep.

 

[johnapril]

How to fire a machine gun in the crane position.

 

[Quirk]

jazz piano; elementary physics; the St. Crispin's Day speech from Henry V -- just cuz.

 

[Mark from Plano]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

^ Deep, man.
Deep.


Thanks. I'm thinking of becoming a songwriter and specializing in '80's bubblegum pop.

 

[HEWSINATOR]

Originally Posted by minus

Pretty sure you can find an adult swim class at your local YMCA. Normally they're not too pricey and on the plus side most of the class should be roughly around your age, if not older.

As to what I need to learn; French. My French skills barely exceeded to ability to read the française portion of a cereal box comfortably, even though I took French for five years. Admittedly, my last French class that was more than 15 years ago, but my ability with the language is about on par with a 5 year old.

Oh, hell, while I'm dreaming, let's say Mandarin Chinese too. Reading it and comprehending the grammar is one thing, but I never could wrap my tongue around the tones.

That is so Albertan. I took french for 3 years and all I know is poulet, sucre and then the stuff on shampoo bottles too.