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Can you ******* believe it? Some lowlife ************* came into the bathroom at the mall while I was taking a #2 and stole my pants from beneath my feet.
Among these were my APC NS, KMW Black Rocker, and my Imperial Indigo Shearers. I thought it'd be a good idea to wear 3 pairs at the same time so they get equal wear and fade quicker.
The weird thing is that they didn't even take my wallet. They emptied out the contents of my pockets (wallet, pocket watch, lip balm, key holder w/ car keys, iphone) in the sink. WTF?
The mall cops took me in for questioning and asked why I wasn't wearing any pants, I tried to explain, but they were marsupialed and didn't understand what raw selvedge denim was. I'm concerned that this was not a random act of **** theft and that the same thief may return seeing as it was apparently easy enough to pull my pants out from underneath me.
Any ideas on what I could do? A few weeks ago I was at a different public restroom and someone purposely turned off the lights causing me to get **** stains on my selvedge denim boxers. They were going on 5 months with no wash. Boy was I pissed!
Among these were my APC NS, KMW Black Rocker, and my Imperial Indigo Shearers. I thought it'd be a good idea to wear 3 pairs at the same time so they get equal wear and fade quicker.
The weird thing is that they didn't even take my wallet. They emptied out the contents of my pockets (wallet, pocket watch, lip balm, key holder w/ car keys, iphone) in the sink. WTF?
The mall cops took me in for questioning and asked why I wasn't wearing any pants, I tried to explain, but they were marsupialed and didn't understand what raw selvedge denim was. I'm concerned that this was not a random act of **** theft and that the same thief may return seeing as it was apparently easy enough to pull my pants out from underneath me.
Any ideas on what I could do? A few weeks ago I was at a different public restroom and someone purposely turned off the lights causing me to get **** stains on my selvedge denim boxers. They were going on 5 months with no wash. Boy was I pissed!