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Some ass grabbed my wife's dude!!

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What should I do? I'm rather content as she'll stop cheating on me but it appears violence needs to be used in that situation. Can I bake a cake instead?
 

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Well I used to be a pro boxer so I would tell him to come to the gun show and knock his ass even though he is a tough guy and he doesnt expect it out and i did (im like 6'5'' and 250 lbs)
 

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A round of chocolate cake indulgence solves all the worlds problems.
 

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Some dude's wife grabbed my ass.
 

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Some wife grabbed my dude's ass.
 

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Originally Posted by MetroStyles
Some wife grabbed my dude's ass.

That's easy, you go beat her up hereby triggering a cascade of revenge beatups and we get WWIII.
 

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Originally Posted by MetroStyles
Some wife grabbed my dude's ass.

Oh no she di'n't!!! You gotta show that bitch just what you girls are made of!!!

To the OP... clearly the answer here is what's known as the "good ol' fashioned curb-stomp." While temporarily erasing all of the higher faculties of your mind, you simply enter a blind, animalistic rage and awaken two hours later in a parking lot, covered in someone else's blood and having somebody's (not your own) ring finger in your jeans pocket.

The task of the next two weeks of your life, of course, are in attempting to reunite missing finger with its (ostensibly) living owner.
 

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Originally Posted by rach2jlc
Oh no she di'n't!!! You gotta show that bitch just what you girls are made of!!!

To the OP... clearly the answer here is what's known as the "good ol' fashioned curb-stomp." While temporarily erasing all of the higher faculties of your mind, you simply enter a blind, animalistic rage and awaken two hours later in a parking lot, covered in someone else's blood and having somebody's (not your own) ring finger in your jeans pocket.

The task of the next two weeks of your life, of course, are in attempting to reunite missing finger with its (ostensibly) living owner.


I don't know guys, my dude didn't really seem to mind.
 

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Originally Posted by sho'nuff
Re: Some ass grabbed my wife's dude!!


technically, this means the OP had sex with someone else.


No, it means that his wife has a schlong between her legs.
 

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some dude grabbed my ass
 

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I have the answer.
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Originally Posted by Magician
Well I used to be a pro boxer so I would tell him to come to the gun show and knock his ass even though he is a tough guy and he doesnt expect it out and i did (im like 6'5'' and 250 lbs)

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil . . . for I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley.

 

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