so a doctor told me that it's best to be gay :P

[GQgeek]

The full story is I was in for a regular checkup and i mentioned my vaccinations which were long expired and that I wanted a yellow fever vaccine and anti-malarial drugs because i'm going into the rainforest in a month.

In talking about vaccinations he asked me if I had sex with women, men, or both. I said, women, of course. He then proceeded to tell me that i should say that I am gay so that I get the twinrex vaccination for free. Apparently, it's free for gay people but not heteros. And gay people complain about not being treated equally!

Anyway, I don't think I could quite bring myself to say that I like teh cock (oh boy, there's a misquote in the making), so I will probably pay the $70.

edit: so what would everyone else do? Say you like dick or just pay the money?

 

[Stazy]

I'd take a free vaccination over marriage.

 

[VMan]

Is this your round-about way of coming out?

 

[lawyerdad]

Originally Posted by GQgeek

so what would everyone else do? Say you like dick or just pay the money?

Some of course, see no need to choose.

 

[whodini]

Gotta love a profession that can out GQ over a matter of $70...

 

[Garage/Surf Rock]

I would avoid saying it directly and wink at the doc while saying, "I'll take it **********. The shot, I mean."

 

[FidelCashflow]

Your doc just wants to **** you, and he's trying to figure out if you're into it. If he offers free daily prostate examines and hernia checks, don't accept.

 

[Joel_Cairo]

Originally Posted by VMan

Is this your round-about way of coming out?

 

[x26]

Originally Posted by GQgeek

The full story is I was in for a regular checkup and i mentioned my vaccinations which were long expired and that I wanted a yellow fever vaccine and anti-malarial drugs because i'm going into the rainforest in a month.

In talking about vaccinations he asked me if I had sex with women, men, or both. I said, women, of course. He then proceeded to tell me that i should say that I am gay so that I get the twinrex vaccination for free. Apparently, it's free for gay people but not heteros. And gay people complain about not being treated equally!

Anyway, I don't think I could quite bring myself to say that I like teh cock (oh boy, there's a misquote in the making), so I will probably pay the $70.

edit: so what would everyone else do? Say you like dick or just pay the money?

Nothing quite like a "Big Hard Cock"...

 

[j]

Originally Posted by Joel_Cairo

 

[Matt]

Originally Posted by Sophie_Queens

Just say you're gay, what does it matter??

I would definitely tell the doctor I'm gay, he has the pledge of secrecy, so he can tell nobody about it. Always better then paying 70 $!
or go to a different doctor, tell him you are gay, get the shot free, and never set foot in that town again.

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by Beastlord

The full story is I was in for a regular checkup and i mentioned my vaccinations which were long expired and that I wanted a yellow fever vaccine and anti-malarial drugs because i'm going into the rainforest in a month.
Is "rainforest" some sort of slang in your subculture for "prison shower"?

In talking about vaccinations he asked me if I had sex with women, men, or both. I said, women, of course. He then proceeded to tell me that i should say that I am gay so that I get the twinrex vaccination for free. Apparently, it's free for gay people but not heteros. And gay people complain about not being treated equally!

Anyway, I don't think I could quite bring myself to say that I like teh cock (oh boy, there's a misquote in the making), so I will probably pay the $70.

edit: so what would everyone else do? Say you like dick or just pay the money?

I think if he had seen your avatar he wouldn't even have bothered to ask, just comped you the shot. I think you should also start telling women on those "dates" you go on. That might excite and entice them so that you wouldn't have to worry about paying for dinner and then getting negged. Or it could greatly resolve your wrenching identity conflicts.

 

[LabelKing]

So those soy lattes helped?

 

[lakewolf]

GQGeek, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt about this.

But really, either you are gay or you are liking more and more the idea to become.

my vote goes to change his tag to GayQueenGeek

 

[Matt]

and if at any point during your appointment with that doctor, you thought to yourself "what will edmorel say" then you are spending too much time on SF.