Sneaking liquor into stadiums

[IUtoSLU]

When I went to an Ohio State game (my bro went there), I wasn't searched at all. Likewise I was never searched at IU or Purdue.

 

[Southern Beau]

It is really luck of the draw. I had one stadium guy put his hands right on my airplane bottles of Wild Turkey and simply smile and say "Enjoy the game". I have also seen people have to pour out bourbon when the cops do the searches. Barnoculars do look like prime candidates for this season though.

 

[ChicagoRon]

Two words..... BOTA BAG!!!!!!!!!!! http://store.everestgear.com/342621.html Also, airplane bottles work well.

 

[DNW]

I've always been able to sneak in plastic flasks to college games in my loose pants. If you're anal about it, tape it to the inside of your thighs.

 

[onion]

Originally Posted by chorse123

I had never heard of a cell phone flask. Hilarious. But I think the Barnoculars are much better

http://www.prankplace.com/binoculars.htm
A girl I used to know had a pair of those. She used them for every sporting event I ever went to with her, and no one ever noticed.

Originally Posted by Nil

I've posted this before in the beer belly thread, but here you go again:

Seriously, what is this product called, and where can I get one?

 

[Nil]

Originally Posted by onion

Seriously, what is this product called, and where can I get one?

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/


For the ladies, they also make a product called the Wine Rack.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by ChicagoRon

Two words..... BOTA BAG!!!!!!!!!!! http://store.everestgear.com/342621.html Also, airplane bottles work well.
How the hell do you sneak a bota bag into a stadium? Don't they notice the unsightly lump under your t-shirt?

 

[kwilkinson]

Anyone know anything about the United Center?

 

[kanye3000]

I got to Ohio STATE and they don't really do a search. I usually have a flask on me if I pre-game.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Anyone know anything about the United Center?
+1! I want to be rolling in the river of bourbon.

 

[jqbomb]

I like to wear a hooded sweatshirt or jacket, and sneak in a flask or a half dozen or so airliners in the hood. Just leave the hood down and put the goods in there, the extra weight holds it down, and nobody notices anything out of the ordinary. It's worked perfectly since I gave it a try in 2001 at WVU. Don't waste your money on that gimmicky crap...

 

[DNW]

Originally Posted by Nil

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/


For the ladies, they also make a product called the Wine Rack.

Why, that's fantastic!

 

[ChicagoRon]

Originally Posted by Connemara

How the hell do you sneak a bota bag into a stadium? Don't they notice the unsightly lump under your t-shirt?
I went to Ohio State. Most games I was wearing a winter coat.

 

[KJT]

Double bag some bourbon in ziplocks and ace bandage it firmly but not too tightly to your inner thigh. They'll never find it. Buy a coke, go to the bathroom, and fill it up. Easy.

 

[The Gimp]

Under your shorts, with the spout at the fly.

They are tough at Florida State games and I've never had an issue.