Signs of the Endtimes of Clothing as We Know It

[voxsartoria]

I offer the Snuggie: the Blanket with Sleeves:



What are your signs?


- B

 

[randallr]

I gave that to Lil' Bill in his thread. Did you not notice Big Bill?

 

[DocHolliday]

It's like a cloak worn backwards. And we know how fond I am of cloaks. The Snuggie might yet show up in WAYW.

I'll nominate the BlazerSuit, not so much because I object but just because it seems like someone ought to.

 

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by voxsartoria

What are your signs?


- B

 

[Manton]

Nuclear terror is the greatest threat to clothing as we know it. Those of you who deny this -- i.e., all of you -- are just blind.

Drape is a distant second.

 

[edmorel]

Originally Posted by voxsartoria

I offer the Snuggie: the Blanket with Sleeves:



What are your signs?


- B

Now you did it, you just done piss off thekunk, watch your back.


When AvariceBespoke and mafoofan team up to terrorize the rag trade, that will be Armageddon

 

[DocHolliday]

Originally Posted by Manton

Nuclear terror is the greatest threat to clothing as we know it. Those of you who deny this -- i.e., all of you -- are just blind.

I wonder if one could get suits lined in lead. Would keep Superman from checking out your package, too.

 

[Jekyll]

No one expects the Snuggie Inquisition...

 

[gentpax]

Each time I see the commercial I can't help but notice that the old man in the cardinal red one looks downright papal in his Snuggie — if the Pope lived in a small town in a central plains state. Just saying. As soon as I submitted, the page reloaded and the reply from Jekyll was there. Guess I wasn't alone in noticing...

 

[allreds]

Originally Posted by Jekyll

No one expects the Snuggie Inquisition...

 

[greekonomist]

Ha, I saw this commercial for the first time today and was thinking about posting it. Glad Vox beat me to it. My blankets seem so inadequate now.

 

[DocHolliday]

Originally Posted by Jekyll

No one expects the Snuggie Inquisition...

Also reminiscent of an old Star Trek ep, the Return of the Archons:

That episode was about a communal society of zombified people who unhesitatingly obey the commands of a select group of "lawgivers."

Sort of like SF.

 

[voxsartoria]

My dear iammatt, we both need the Snuggie:

- B

 

[Reborn]

I want an iGent bespoke snuggie in a nice cashmere glen plaid.

 

[idfnl]

I couldnt resist this thread. Here are my nominees:

In the animal cruelty category:

In the 'just dont date my daughter' category:

In the 'stick to nation wrecking (aka, my crotch is too tight, aaka where are my shoes?)' category:

In the 'please go away Thom Brown' category:

And.... in the 'never would have believed it possible without a picture to prove it' category: