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Significant other annoyed at your layers and accessories?

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by patrickBOOTH, Dec 28, 2010.

  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    i've turned down chances to go back to a girl's place because just the thought of my allen edmonds without shoetrees causes ED

    AE seconds have the opposite effect.
     
  2. Fraiche

    Fraiche Senior member

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    Nothing says romance like "Sorry babe, let me rub this down with some Renovateur first."
     
  3. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Nothing says romance like "Sorry babe, let me rub this down with some Renovateur first."

    My girlfriend actually said to me that she wouldn't be surprised if one day she comes over and sees me on the floor covered in Renovateur.
     
  4. TimelesStyle

    TimelesStyle Senior member

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    Reminds me of a time in college when I was in the cafeteria and this girl comes over and sits on my lap and I kicked her off of me so she didn't ruin my crease.

    Ha! I hope she wasn't cute. In fact, that's a great excuse for getting rid of an ugly girl...
     
  5. DerekS

    DerekS Senior member

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    i've turned down chances to go back to a girl's place because just the thought of my allen edmonds without shoetrees causes ED

    just keep telling yoruself THATS the cause of your ED. [​IMG]
     
  6. w.o.e.is.me.

    w.o.e.is.me. Senior member

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    I think you seriously need to reevaluate your life if you're stopping to put shoe trees in your shoes in these situations.
    Vibrating shoe trees may be the answer.
     
  8. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Vibrating shoe trees may be the answer.

    [​IMG]
     
  9. chasingred

    chasingred Senior member

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    i've turned down chances to go back to a girl's place because just the thought of my allen edmonds without shoetrees causes ED

    best post of the day.
     
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    dinted voice Senior member

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    This place never ceases to amaze me.
     
  11. JeffsWood

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    Can't you just put your shoe trees in when you are done? I mean really is 5minutes with no trees in going to hurt your shoes?
     
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    ebmk3891 Senior member

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    Can't you just put your shoe trees in when you are done? I mean really is 5minutes with no trees in going to hurt your shoes?

    way to steal my joke!
     
  13. MiniW

    MiniW Senior member

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    why don't you just use a condom so that you can fake an orgasm if necessary to get those shoe trees in within the "critical timeframe"
     
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    TC (Houston) Senior member

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    I wish I had thought of this when I was single. I would have carried my trees with me on all dates to send the message that we're either having sex or going bowling.
     
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    SkinnyGoomba Senior member

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    Any good date includes both, [​IMG]
     
  16. gregaz

    gregaz Senior member

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    Five star thread.

    The only way to make it better, is to ask the PF members who are currently duking it out in the Herpes wallet thread to contribute here.

    "Hold on, I need to put in my shoe trees."
    "Go ahead, I was going to unload and put my purse in a dust cover anyhow ..."
     
  17. Master Squirrel

    Master Squirrel Senior member

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    [​IMG] Why did I wait so long to read this?

    5 stars.
     
  18. SpooPoker

    SpooPoker Internet Bigtimer and Most Popular Man on Campus Dubiously Honored Affiliate Vendor

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    Nothing says romance like "Sorry babe, let me rub this down with some Renovateur first."

    I lol'ed

    [​IMG]

    Again I lol'ed

    [​IMG] Why did I wait so long to read this?

    5 stars.


    +1
     
  19. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I have a date tomorrow night... [​IMG]
     
  20. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    try a tie, cufflinks and Panta pants. forget the whole OCD thing about putting stuff away carefully, just getting all that OFF will take enough time to kill the mood.
     

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