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Shrek called. He wants his shirt back

Christofuh

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First off, what the fick is up with the size of that shirt collar ? Also, why does the suit look like it came from the sofa upholstery ?
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nioh

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I bet he did it for the attention
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Jovan

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Don't be afraid to curse... it's not prohibited here or something.

Who is that guy? Talk about a total sartorial disaster.
 

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I really like brocade. I have brocade wallpaper. Yet I saw this and gave an involuntary squeal of pain and horror. I think maybe a brocade smoking jacket could work, but this....doesn't.

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gorgekko

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I'd try wearing his coat as a sport jacket over dark jeans at a night club.
 

Christofuh

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Dunno who the guy is. He was Paula Abdul's date @ some dopey Hollywood gathering. I didn't want to get the hounds on here get all destracted by her massive cleavage, the reason she's not in the pic
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Isaac Mickle

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That shirt is probably brand new & that's why is so large in the neck.
 

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Originally Posted by Christofuh
I didn't want to get the hounds on here get all destracted by her massive cleavage, the reason she's not in the pic
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Bastard. Please post the entire pic.
 

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I think I'd like a pattern like that better if it wasn't just on the cloth and then cut to make the suit, but actually designed according to the cut of the suit.
 

Christofuh

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Hey, thanks for not getting all predictable on me

 

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Originally Posted by kronik
Titty.

That's better.



This balances out the outfit.
 

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