Shoe collections--

[Concordia]

Portnoy is an amateur. Film at 11.

http://news.aol.com/article/embezzle...kkeeper/373711

 

[ysc]

That didn't make me laugh half as much as the story underneath about the woman who called 911 three times when she ordered chicken nuggets at a McDonald's and was told they were out. ****, she should have got homeland security in.

 

[Lear]

I'm always striving for the ultimate mirror shine on my shoes. If I had 400 pairs and I started to mirror shine each pair right now... (highly complex mathematical equation)... (just working it out)... I'd be finished by October 14th, 2010. And that's without taking time-out for eating or sleeping

 

[JayJay]

It seems like the company never suspected anything was wrong. Odd.

 

[zalb916]

Originally Posted by Concordia

Portnoy is an amateur.

400 pairs for $240,000. Portnoy makes her look like an amateur.

 

[Harrydog]

Originally Posted by Concordia

Portnoy is an amateur. Film at 11.

http://news.aol.com/article/embezzle...kkeeper/373711

But I thought aportnoy had over 400 pairs of shoes....

 

[Concordia]

Originally Posted by Harrydog

But I thought aportnoy had over 400 pairs of shoes....

But embezzlement, and a dedicated chandelier? That's serious.

 

[rnoldh]

Originally Posted by JayJay

It seems like the company never suspected anything was wrong. Odd.

Yeah, and how about her husband.

Quote:"Her husband was a cabinet installer at Quality Woodworks but was not suspected of any crime, Varnau said."

He must have thought she was a very smart shopper

And not even aportnoy has a big screen TV and a chandelier in his shoe room ( I think! )

 

[jmix1]

Originally Posted by youngscientist

That didn't make me laugh half as much as the story underneath about the woman who called 911 three times when she ordered chicken nuggets at a McDonald's and was told they were out. ****, she should have got homeland security in.

I thought this was the whole story too, but I read that she called 911 because McDonald's took her money for the nuggets then refused to give her a refund when they realized they were out of nuggets. Their story was that at McDonald's all sales are final, even if they are out of the item ordered. WTF! I wouldn't have gone so far as to call 911, but I would have at least kicked the manager in the balls.