SF Fantasy Baseball League 2009

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  1. Steve B.

    Steve B. Go Spurs Go

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    My 7 starting/1 relief pitchers today had the following stats:
    *46.1 innings * 5 wins * 1 save * 0.39 ERA * 0.73 WHIP * 9.13 K/9 * 6 QS

    bwahahahahaha


    Indeed, Slim is the Fantasy Road Runner, and I poor Wile E. Coyote.

    However, I did finish 1st in the regular season, and second in the playoffs.

    Now on to Football.
     
  2. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim In Time Out

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    However, I did finish 1st in the regular season, and second in the playoffs.
    Only because you tied more. I won more games. Tokyo Slim - 198-152-24 Steve B. - 197-146-31 Hardly convincing. Also, my record vs. you in this league is now 3-0-1
     
  3. Steve B.

    Steve B. Go Spurs Go

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    Only because you tied more. I won more games.

    Tokyo Slim - 198-152-24
    Steve B. - 197-146-31

    Hardly convincing. Also, my record vs. you in this league is now 3-0-1


    I also LOST less games than you. When they figure standings in things like REAL baseball- wins vs. losses matter! Surprise!

    Why can't you be gracious even in victory?

    Need me to send some meds out there?

    I have some pretty good ones...
     
  4. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim In Time Out

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    I also LOST less games than you.
    Again Only because you tied more! When they figure standings in REAL baseball, there are no teams with 31 ties. Thats a stupid argument. Especially since in nearly every tie breaking category - I beat you. I'll be gracious when you apologize for being a smug, self righteous asshole to me for three years, talking shit you can't back up, acting like you are some kind of sports genius, and making excuses when I beat the crap out of you every year. Why can't you be gracious in your numerous defeats? Especially since this year you had EVERY ADVANTAGE I COULD GIVE YOU. Your league rules, higher draft pick, most waiver moves, etc. Why didn't you win again? Were you sick? I won the playoffs without a functioning computer. You know how long it takes to load yahoo's bloated roster page from your PHONE?
     
  5. Steve B.

    Steve B. Go Spurs Go

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    Indeed, Slim is the Fantasy Road Runner, and I poor Wile E. Coyote.

    However, I did finish 1st in the regular season, and second in the playoffs.

    Now on to Football.


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    Only because you tied more!

    When they figure standings in REAL baseball, there are no teams with 31 ties.

    Thats a stupid argument.
    Especially since in nearly every tie breaking category - I beat you.


    I'll be gracious when you apologize for being a smug, self righteous asshole to me for three years, talking shit you can't back up, acting like you are some kind of sports genius, and making excuses when I beat the crap out of you every year.

    Why can't you be gracious in your numerous defeats? Especially since this year you had EVERY ADVANTAGE I COULD GIVE YOU. Your league rules, higher draft pick, most waiver moves, etc. Why didn't you win again? Were you sick?

    I won the playoffs without a functioning computer. You know how long it takes to load yahoo's bloated roster page from your PHONE?


    How exactly would you like me to apologize?

    See above for public recognition of your superiority.

    I think I have a right to assert some accomplishment for the season.

    If that offends you so mightily, that's your choice. It's certainly not my intention to do so, and I'm really not sure what I can say at this point that doesn't infuriate you.
     
  6. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim In Time Out

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    I was just stating a simple fact. The only reason you were 1st in the regular season was because you tied more. Not because you won more or lost less.

    You are the one who got all butt hurt.

    Congrats on tying enough games to boost your winning percentage. Its a nice achievement.
     
  7. Steve B.

    Steve B. Go Spurs Go

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    I was just stating a simple fact. The only reason you were 1st in the regular season was because you tied more. Not because you won more or lost less.

    You are the one who got all butt hurt.

    Congrats on tying enough games to boost your winning percentage. Its a nice achievement.


    You won one more game. Singular, not plural.

    I lost 6 games less, and tied 7 more. Lemme guess, Math wasn't your major in high school?

    Anyway...

    When we started messing with one another again I sent you an e-mail saying it was all in fun and to let me know when it started to upset you. Obviously it did and you didn't.

    Bottom line- you've won 4 of 4 meetings.

    I admit it.

    Congratulations on baseball.
     
  8. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim In Time Out

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    Ok... my phone got all fubared. But my home computer is finally put back together and running again.

    Anyways - just an update:

    10-2 currently in fantasy football. Leading my money league at 4-0. SF League at 3-1 (about to be 4-1 when I beat Steve this week), and my work league is 3-1.
     
  9. whodini

    whodini Conan OOOOOOO"BRIEN!

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    Thanks for showing up, whacked. I guess you were just trying to recreate the spirit of last season when I mopped you up and down the field all season long.

    Orton off waivers goes for career highs...hahahahahahahaha.
     
  10. whodini

    whodini Conan OOOOOOO"BRIEN!

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    In case you're curious, here are teh scorez as of 7:28PST: [​IMG]
     
  11. whacked

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    Dude, you didn't get the memo that Meachem's pulling down 100+ yds, 1TD while the MIN defense intercepts a boat load of Brees' balls? [​IMG] re: last season, I think I beat you the final go round. Of course, in overall regular season and postseason standings as well.
     
  12. whodini

    whodini Conan OOOOOOO"BRIEN!

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    Whatever, bitch. I'm taking you down tonight.
     
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    My God whacked, after losing by like .13 last week don't make jokes where I'm the victim of more bad luck.

    BTW Who...you and I are up next week. Should be fun.
     
  14. whodini

    whodini Conan OOOOOOO"BRIEN!

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    My God whacked, after losing by like .13 last week don't make jokes where I'm the victim of more bad luck.

    BTW Who...you and I are up next week. Should be fun.

    Yeah, I saw. You've got an awful lot of byes. Sucks.
     
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    Yeah, I saw. You've got an awful lot of byes. Sucks.

    I made pickups for those byes over the last few weeks. We'll see if they were any good.

    Quick glance at both of our players' opponents: I'm screwed.
     

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