Seven habits of highly infuriating people

[artoftime]

Originally Posted by haiguise

Agreed.

would've or could've is not the same as would of or could of

The fact that people don't know the difference boggles my mind and shows me how stupid they are.

I think he may have meant: "would have" and "could have"

 

[Big T]

people that are guests in your home, that think just because they're invited, that they are free to roam through the house, open locked doors and generally be royal pains ***********.

 

[RSS]

Originally Posted by Big T

people that are guests in your home, that think just because they're invited, that they are free to roam through the house, open locked doors...
Do you provide them the keys?

 

[Kid Nickels]

~ there is a breed of people out there who seem to find it necessary to have their cell phone rings on un-godly loud settings. perhaps they are all jackhammer construction workers but I have only encountered it in places where the ring would be clearly audible at 1/3 of the volume. WTF? I really don't understand this.

~ another one is people who crowd in front of an elevator or subway train door trying to get in before anyone can get out. On the train, getting a seat could be one (albeit asinine) explanation, but the elevator?? Really. Last week I saw a woman bump into literally seven people back and forth obviously uncomfortable but nonetheless persisted. I stood far behind, watching puzzled. As she was in the elevator, I then in an exaggeratedly slow manner, casually walked into the elevator looking at her. I think I politely conveyed the same message but I would have preferred to *****-slap her yelling "WTF is your problem?!!" I see this all the time and am completely flummoxed.

~ this last one should also go into "things that are pissing you off". People who constantly slam doors. I really don't get this. In many of my friends' apartment buildings the doors are weighted so they just close by themselves. But for some reason people find it necessary to slam the **** out of the door so you can hear it on the other end of the building or even on the floors above and below. This also occurs in hotels. Overall I believe it is just a general lack of consideration, but don't they notice how loud it is? I would think ones own ears would find noticeable discomfort in slamming a door in ones own face. I can't explain this at all... some people's kids!

 

[slycedbred]

- people who are always on time
- people who want a 'safe job' (wtf. just be good at your job)
- people who are fat, and consistently complain that i'm too skinny
- people that like lil wayne and/or wocka flocka flame

 

[JayJay]

Originally Posted by slycedbred

- people who are fat, and consistently complain that i'm too skinny
This really pisses me off, too. I get this a lot when I visit my home town.

 

[Big T]

Originally Posted by RSS

Do you provide them the keys?

**** no, but when you got 50 -60 - 70 people in your home, it's hard keeping track of them all. I don't mind the ocassional guy who'll duck into a closet to lay a fart, but the deliverate jerk-wads who you catch snooping in and out of things.

 

[acidboy]

people who like to use the word "basically"

 

[Makeshift_Robot]

-People who think disliking blockbuster movies is "elitist".
-People who are still telling jokes about hipsters long after that subculture has been consumed.
-People who use "epic" to describe anything.
-People who use "said" when they meant "which" or "that".
-****** writers who can't take criticism.
-People who assume Muslims are basically the Tusken Raiders from Star Wars.
-People who base every element of their leisure time around consumption.

 

[RSS]

Originally Posted by slycedbred

- people that like lil wayne and/or wocka flocka flame
Who?

 

[RSS]

Originally Posted by Makeshift_Robot

-People who assume Muslims are basically the Tusken Raiders from Star Wars.
Tusken Raiders? Sorry ... I only saw the very first Star Wars.

 

[Eason]

But I thought the sand people were Muslims?

 

[RSS]

And what about the Muslins?

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by RSS

Tusken Raiders? Sorry ... I only saw the very first Star Wars.

They were in the first Star Wars.

 

[RSS]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

They were in the first Star Wars.
Well ... I saw it when it war first released. That was a while ago. At my age ... I'm lucky I can remember my name ... or where I put the marijuana.