MrSmith2U
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To you, gentlemen: Good day!
Today, one is bombarded by visions of sartorial hell which force one to swallow hard and carry on with ones day while probably pitying the poor wearer of the offending garments.
Naturally, everyone cannot dress with refinement and elegance and this is accepted. However, some items of clothing which can be seen upon our fair boulevards and viali really ought to, one feels, be proscribed. If this solution seems a tad harsh, a course of re-education at the expense of the taxpayer is offered as an alternative; society, after all, would benefit.
If, subsequent to this sartorial programming, the culprit persists in showing signs of rebellion, the bounder himself (and, indeed, the fairer sex are not innocent these days) will be 'encouraged' to undergo counselling and re-take the said course, at his own expense. Any further recidivism and the individual could be sent to Australia, New Zealand, or Wales.
I commend this radical, yet eminently sensible proposal to you all and welcome suggestions for the offending items which ought to be included on the list of 'undesirable' items. If I may 'start the ball rolling': words on clothing.
yours,
Smith.
Today, one is bombarded by visions of sartorial hell which force one to swallow hard and carry on with ones day while probably pitying the poor wearer of the offending garments.
Naturally, everyone cannot dress with refinement and elegance and this is accepted. However, some items of clothing which can be seen upon our fair boulevards and viali really ought to, one feels, be proscribed. If this solution seems a tad harsh, a course of re-education at the expense of the taxpayer is offered as an alternative; society, after all, would benefit.
If, subsequent to this sartorial programming, the culprit persists in showing signs of rebellion, the bounder himself (and, indeed, the fairer sex are not innocent these days) will be 'encouraged' to undergo counselling and re-take the said course, at his own expense. Any further recidivism and the individual could be sent to Australia, New Zealand, or Wales.
I commend this radical, yet eminently sensible proposal to you all and welcome suggestions for the offending items which ought to be included on the list of 'undesirable' items. If I may 'start the ball rolling': words on clothing.
yours,
Smith.