Santa's Suit

[MrDaniels]

What do you guys think? Is the red too flashy? Can anyone in a position of authority be taken seriously wearing a white fur collar but no necktie? And I have it on good authority that he has a gold belt buckle but the buckle on his shoes is silver. And are his suits bespoke?

 

[a tailor]

not only that, its red velvet. hmm

 

[Lamo]

more specifically, velour.

 

[Jovan]

I've relayed this criticism to Mr. Claus himself recently, as I am now his fashion advisor. He has taken it and made a new image for himself. Behold, the new Santa.

 

[Leaveitothexperts]

YHBT!!

I am not sure Santa is supposed to be a sartorially inclined.

Trust me, he is a character for the young . . . fat, soft and velvety . . . . it gives the kids comfort . . . something to look forward to . . .

 

[Jovan]

You realize this thread is a joke, right?

 

[MrDaniels]

It IS?!?!?!??!?!??!?!

 

[Leaveitothexperts]

Originally Posted by Jovan

You realize this thread is a joke, right?

Un hunh

. . . and hence my opening line "YHBT" . . .

 

[grimslade]

Originally Posted by Leaveitothexperts

Un hunh

. . . and hence my opening line "YHBT" . . .


Que est-ce que c'est -- YHBT ?

 

[Leaveitothexperts]

Originally Posted by grimslade

Que est-ce que c'est -- YHBT ?

You Have Been Trolled

 

[grimslade]

Originally Posted by Leaveitothexperts

You Have Been Trolled


Merci. HAND.

 

[Leaveitothexperts]

Originally Posted by grimslade

Merci. HAND.

Avec plaisir. Bonne nuit, monsieur.