Road Rage Thread

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  1. Tck13

    Tck13 Senior member

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    Yesterday, as I was driving to work I was behind a line of approx. 5 cars. The person behind me drove up my ass for several miles. Feeling the rage building up inside I pulled off the road (as if to make a right turn) and let him pass. After he/she passed I kept going straight and watched him/her drive right up the ass of the person in front of me (for several miles). WTF? Where did they think they were going?

    Also, the other day I was going up a very steep hill approx 1/2 mile long. Of course the tractor trailer was in the passing lane going about 45mph so I passed him on the right. Then, a couple of miles down the road (as I slowed to get off my exit) he flew by me (with a line of traffic backed up behind him) and laid on the horn when he went by me to signify how much of an asshole I was.

    I don't get it?
     
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    Years ago I had an idea for a syndicated radio feature. I was going to call it Road Rage Radio and the idea would have been to feature commentary and reporting on this topic delivered to people where they need it most--in their cars! It's fascinating, really. Being stuck in traffic just pushes so many buttons in people. And what's worse, many of the responses appear to be biologically hard-wired (yet at the very same time spectacularly ill-equipped for life on the modern road). I hardly drive anymore, but when I do I can quickly feel the craziness coming on me. Walk the streets of any city during rush hour and you will witness a symphony of shouting, fist-waving, and extremely agressive driving (all done by otherwise normal people).
     
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    Ride a motorcycle - you have no time to get mad, it's really great. (Well, okay, sometimes when my horn is broken, watch for finger, but it's really rare) When I ride all the time, my mind is so much happier.
     
  4. montecristo#4

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    Yesterday, as I was driving to work I was behind a line of approx. 5 cars. The person behind me drove up my ass for several miles. Feeling the rage building up inside I pulled off the road (as if to make a right turn) and let him pass. After he/she passed I kept going straight and watched him/her drive right up the ass of the person in front of me (for several miles). WTF? Where did they think they were going?

    Also, the other day I was going up a very steep hill approx 1/2 mile long. Of course the tractor trailer was in the passing lane going about 45mph so I passed him on the right. Then, a couple of miles down the road (as I slowed to get off my exit) he flew by me (with a line of traffic backed up behind him) and laid on the horn when he went by me to signify how much of an asshole I was.

    I don't get it?


    Sounds like you are just a bad driver to me. [​IMG]
     
  5. globetrotter

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    people are crazy. part of the problem is that, since you can't really communicate with people in another car, you end up assuming what they are thinking. and you never assume good things. so a perfectly normal person is driving behind somebody who is going at speed limit, and decides that that person is an asshole, and rage builds.

    I like it when I commute just a few minutes a day.
     
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    Years ago I had an idea for a syndicated radio feature.
    Actually I had an even better idea a few years ago. Mine is to create a special squadron of police, the Asshole Squad, that is on hand to immediately pull Asshole drivers over, yank them from their cars and administer beatings on the spot. I used to entertain myself in traffic jams assigning certain punishments to offenders I saw. I also decided whether they would be allowed appeals or would go directly to beating. Part of this was the humiliation that would be involved in the very public, on-the-spot floggings. yeah, I know, I'm a bit twisted [​IMG]
     
  7. Tck13

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    Actually I had an even better idea a few years ago. Mine is to create a special squadron of police, the Asshole Squad, that is on hand to immediately pull Asshole drivers over, yank them from their cars and administer beatings on the spot.

    I used to entertain myself in traffic jams assigning certain punishments to offenders I saw. I also decided whether they would be allowed appeals or would go directly to beating. Part of this was the humiliation that would be involved in the very public, on-the-spot floggings.

    yeah, I know, I'm a bit twisted [​IMG]


    I often seriously wondered if this would ever be a reality? Police really shouldn't be wasting their time sitting on the side of the road waiting for speeders.

    As the population grows and traffic gets worse, why not have a dedicated force for traffic? Give them whatever they need (even guns if needed) and let 'em loose to focus on traffic.

    Also, no more fines. I like your idea of public floggings. Mabye a bare-ass spanking on the side of the road for everyone to see?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Floggings would cause traffic, which would necessitate many more floggings. The 520 bridge would quickly become a full-scale flogorama every day.
     
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    Floggings would cause traffic, which would necessitate many more floggings. The 520 bridge would quickly become a full-scale flogorama every day.

    I'm sold! All in favor, raise your hand.
     
  10. montecristo#4

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    Actually I had an even better idea a few years ago. Mine is to create a special squadron of police, the Asshole Squad, that is on hand to immediately pull Asshole drivers over, yank them from their cars and administer beatings on the spot.

    I used to entertain myself in traffic jams assigning certain punishments to offenders I saw. I also decided whether they would be allowed appeals or would go directly to beating. Part of this was the humiliation that would be involved in the very public, on-the-spot floggings.

    yeah, I know, I'm a bit twisted [​IMG]


    http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/28/51/
     
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    must have been one of those damn inconsiderate cyclist from the other thread holding up traffic. They should stay in their own thread.
     
  13. Huntsman

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    People simply don't care about driving, or have any respect for the seriousness of the business. Plus, with a variety of safety devices that we have, and the marketing for them, death seems a rare possibility.

    I don't enjoy conflict (I have enough stress), and if I am merely inconvenienced or annoyed, it's fine; but the people who have seriously endangered my life (3 x in 9 yrs or so) deeply disturb me.

    I drove an old car for awhile that had a sticky brake shoe, and if you modulated the brake just right you could lock the wheel easy, even at 5 mph, and scream the tire. Very useful when people pull out in front of you to lock the brake and put a horrified look on your face. Makes them think a little.

    ~ Huntsman
     
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    Mine has gotten to the point where I am starting to get concerned that I might snap and get myself somehow shot. My 1 hour thirty minute commute to/from work turns me into a monster.
     
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    At this point I do a couple of things to deal with the idiots and assholes on the road.

    1. On the freeway I drive in the far right (slow) lane. I let people pass me. My stress level has decreased significantly since I moved over from the fast lane. There's too much competition there.

    2. When sitting at a light that turns green while another car runs their red in front of me (got that picture in your head), I now simply pull out and lay on my horn. I obviously don't pull out so far or so fast as to cause a wreck, but I let it be known to everyone around that that guy was running a red light.


    What really pisses me off (and there was a tv report about it last night on a Baltimore station) are the number of shitty driver cops. They speed, they run red lights, they tailgate. They are just horrible. And they tend to ignore traffic infractions that are right in front of them.

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