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[tagutcow]

Originally Posted by redcaimen

Q: What is a waste of a penis but has some humanity?


A: Tagutcow

Awwww.

A damn fine penis it is though. I feel sorry for it; it did nothing to deserve being attached to me.

 

[SpooPoker]

Originally Posted by burningbright

Agreed.

The answer is "language," "what," "agree," or whatever the third word is that's being stated in the riddle.

Wait...explain that again?

 

[burningbright]

Originally Posted by SpooPoker

Wait...explain that again?

There are different variations on how the riddle is told, which means different answers. Here's one variation:

Think of words ending in "-gry". "Angry" and "hungry" are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

The answer, of course, is "language," the third word in the phrase "the English language." The riddle misdirects the listener by making them think they're trying to find the third word ending in "-gry" when really they are simply asking what the third word is in the phrase that came just before the question.

Silly I know, but I didn't make it up.

 

[redcaimen]

Originally Posted by tagutcow

Awwww.

A damn fine penis it is though. I feel sorry for it; it did nothing to deserve being attached to me.

You are one of my favorites! (No Man of Lint)

 

[burningbright]

Pretty easy once you think about it. No cheating now.

Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the men is dead. The man who is alive has his pack open, while the man who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?

 

[tagutcow]

Originally Posted by burningbright

Pretty easy once you think about it. No cheating now.

Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the men is dead. The man who is alive has his pack open, while the man who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?

Parachute. Easy-peasy-beautiful-cover-girl.

 

[in stitches]

Originally Posted by SpooPoker

Im not screwing around, nor am I ****

fear not no one is under that impression

 

[burningbright]

I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?

 

[burningbright]

A man married three women in Michigan. He never got divorced and none of his wives died, yet he didn't break the law. How did he do it?

 

[redcaimen]

Originally Posted by burningbright

I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?

Special Edition "Bird of Paradise" marital aid?

 

[tagutcow]

Originally Posted by burningbright

I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?

An arrow.

Originally Posted by burningbright

A man married three women in Michigan. He never got divorced and none of his wives died, yet he didn't break the law. How did he do it?

He was a pastor.

 

[burningbright]

Originally Posted by tagutcow

An arrow.
Actually, the correct answer was, in fact, Special Edition "Bird of Paradise" marital aid. Close though. Nicely done though, red.

 

[burningbright]

OK, last one and then I'm out.

A young man is walking through a forest when he suddenly comes to a bridge. In front of the bridge is a large man carrying an axe. The man says, "If you want to cross this bridge, you must first tell me a statement. If I think the statement is true, you will be strangled to death. If I say the statement is false, your head will be chopped off."

A few minutes later, the young man walked over the bridge, while the larger man stood pondering. What did the young man say?

 

[mm84321]

"You'll chop my head off."

 

[burningbright]

Here's an old Confucian riddle dating from the fifth-century BC:

A young girl sees her friends kickin' in the front seat and sittin' in the back seat. If yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards, which seat will she take?