Repository Of Strange Product Names & Name Suggestions

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  1. MyOtherLife

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    I was just inspired by another thread on the strange and wacky names given to shoe models.
    AE, for example, giving us names like Neumok and Cronmok. What were they thinking?! Are they mad or is it pure genius?

    It need not be shoes, but let's have some fun and compile here, the names of shoes and other clothing & clothing-related products that you find regal, insane, funny, strange, etc.
    Also, if you have any name suggestions to share, post 'em here!

    I'll start with some name ideas for future AE shoes:

    • Scansorial
    • Gresello
    • Sapient
    • Deluctabore
    • Scarlatina
    • Geronibus
    • Malevolent
    • Carpelensus
    • Sarcophagus
    • Brindillahobo
    • Arbistratus


    Please continue....
     
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    Double strappuka
    Captorso
    Binarium
    Blobcher
     


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    Scornandmok
    Shufflemok
    Crocomok
    Mok n' talk
    Mokschnell
     
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    Allen Edmonds Compton
    Allen Edmonds Camden
    Allen Edmonds Bushwick
    Allen Edmonds Flint
    Allen Edmonds Mogadishu
    Allen Edmonds Abbotabad


    Allen Edmonds Myrtle Avenue
     
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    Allen Edmonds Neu Cronmok
    Allen Edmonds Cro-Magnon
    Allen Edmonds Neandermok
    Allen Edmonds CrunkMok
    Allen Edmonds NeuCrunk
    Allen Edmonds CrunkStrand
    Allen Edmonds TwerkMok
    Allen Edmonds NeuTwerk
    Allen Edmonds TwerkStrand
     
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    Allen Edmonds Park Avenue 2.0
    Allen Edmonds Park Avenue 3.0
    Allen Edmonds Park Avenue 4.0
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    ...
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    Cudmorum
    Ranjuvient
    Blassphorit
    Brumblemut
    Shuffmufflemore
    Jabtabulant
     


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    Hope so. I am a proud owner of over 30 pairs of AE. We've come up with some good names too, and the night is young...
     


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    How about a go at armchair shoe designer?

    I'll do some of the geographic ones


    Allen Edmonds Compton: AE's take on the classic "Timb" (Timberland). Done in snuff suede with dainite soles. Sleeker last.
    Allen Edmonds Mogadishu: Single monk flip-flops, done in distressed Color 8 shell cordovan. Rusty brass buckles and a camp sole.
     
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    E monkovate a sleek runners last made with breathable mesh and chromoexcel upper made for new generation of cross fit athletes who want to look stylish yet athletic.

    AE Neujack, a boot inspired by the north woods of Wisconsin and the urban lumberjack hipster subculture. Shell cordovan with buffalo check tweed quarters. Be comfortable with an axe shaft in you hands whether felling a tree or treeing a feller.
     


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    GOLD!
     


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    E Owens: A black high-top sneaker designed for the urban goth ninja crowd of the SW&D subforum. Done in all black shell cordovan with a sneaker sole.
     


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