How many times have you tried to find that perfect card, only to be disappoint, and then having to buy a blank card so you can write your own text? Well, no more. Here, on this (one day to be) mighty thread, you will find a collection of texts appropriate for any occasion. Post as many ideas as you like. I'll begin.... Front: 'After your prostrate surgery....' Spoiler: Warning: Inside: 'Your face soon, we hope to see. Come back name here when you can pee.'