SOLD Bill Murray on the soon-to-be iconic patchwork madras pants he wears: "Oh, this is a nice one, this is an old one. It's made out of separate pieces of, uh, loud material, sewn together in squares. You can do this at home." TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN! Except, maybe, for the part about doing this at home. You cannot do this at home. You cannot even do this in a store. (Seriously, go ahead -- try to find a pair). You can only do this here, online, through the grace of Style Forum, where you will buy them from me, and for cheap, and then...yeah. You will wear them at home. Here's a pair you can grab! Spoiler: PICTURES OF THESE PANTS These are made in the USA, and that should give you a special tingle. $39! SHIPPED! Mean. Clean. Pristine. And oh so deliciously loud. See pics for measurements, or just read about them in another one second here: Waist - 16.5 - 16.75-ish stretched tight, with almost full three inches to be let out. (Note: These fit about like a 32) Rise - available on request. Inseam: 29.4 (Note that due to longish rise, these seem short. I wear a 29 or 30 inseam; these are not too short!) Hem - 8 and 7/8" That's all, folks. Thanks for looking. .