Rejoice! You can finally use the word "merkin" in a sentence.

[FLMountainMan]

http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/22/evan-r...mildred-place/

Evan Rachel Wood is getting all sorts of buzz for a special wig she had to rock for an upcoming HBO project ... a wig that was custom built for her crotch.

The "True Blood" star is slated to go full frontal in the HBO miniseries "Mildred Pierce" -- and at a recent NY press event explained, "Let's just say, I had to wear a wig because it was in the 30s, and everything had to look like it was in the 30s."

According to Wood, her co-star Kate Winslet encouraged her to do it -- "I looked at Kate and she was like, "˜You've got to do it. Trust me, it's so brave. Put a merkin on and you'll be fine."

Apparently, she's not a method actor.

As a danny downer aside - how vapid is our society that her actions are considered "brave"?

 

[Thomas]

Oh, I have no problem with using the word 'merkin' in a sentence. It's responding to the blanks stares and requests for explanation that give me pause.

Incidentally, it also kinda sounds like the womanly equivalent of a fake beard and eyeglasses that's often caricaturized as a common disguise. Oh - don't want people to recognize your girly parts? Throw a merkin on and no one will recognize your hoo-hah.

 

[kwilkinson]

Pubic hair is disgusting.

 

[Teacher]

I suppose a well-disigned merkin is better than a combover.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Pubic hair is disgusting.

+1

Though depending on the situation, razor bumps can be much worse.

 

[L.R.]

Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7

+1

Though depending on the situation, razor bumps can be much worse.

+1

 

[DerekS]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Pubic hair is disgusting.

agree completely. give me a smooooooth snatch and ill be a happy fella.

 

[in stitches]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Pubic hair is disgusting.

Originally Posted by DerekS

agree completely. give me a smooooooth snatch and ill be a happy fella.

the comments i have in mind are sure to get me banned (think opie and anthony) ill just say i concur with the above

 

[Dakota rube]

A little bit of wispy hair is more my style.
A waxed cooch makes me feel like a ****.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

A little bit of wispy hair is more my style.
A waxed cooch makes me feel like a ****.

Really? I think ******* chicks that are younger than your oldest child should make you feel like a ****.

But I'm still jealous.

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Really? I think ******* chicks that are younger than your oldest child should make you feel like a ****.

But I'm still jealous.

Let's not get carried away here.

 

[in stitches]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

A little bit of wispy hair is more my style.
A waxed cooch makes me feel like a ****.

but a scratchy cooch makes you feel like...

please finish i cant think of anything good to end this one with

 

[DerekS]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

A little bit of wispy hair is more my style.
A waxed cooch makes me feel like a ****.

not me.

 

[DerekS]

Originally Posted by in stitches

the comments i have in mind are sure to get me banned (think opie and anthony) ill just say i concur with the above

I kept it as celan as i could. needless to say, It barely scratches the surface of what i wanted to say.

 

[in stitches]

Originally Posted by DerekS

I kept it as celan as i could. needless to say, It barely scratches the surface of what i wanted to say.

i figured as much, that was a bit mild for you