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Reasons why New York Sucks

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by Manton, Aug 26, 2012.

  1. Churchill W

    Churchill W Senior member

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    Runny yolk? Do you get the egg over easy or sunny side up?
     
  2. romafan

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    I love a good bacon, egg & cheese, but I find it's always a risky proposition from a bodega. Fatty, under-cooked bacon just ruins the sandwich for me, and there's a very good chance that is what you'll end up with...
     
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  3. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I got invited by a coworker to a dog's birthday party. At a dog bar.
     
  4. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    I bet there will be lots of females there that would actually shit in your mouth.
     
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  5. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Not gonna lie, I'm only going to see if I can meet women. Maybe I'll invite gomestar and his bitch (his dog).
     
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  6. alexg

    alexg Senior member

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    Over easy.


    Once I ordered one and saw the bodega putting the already overcooked eggs in the microwave. That should get someone sent to jail in my mind.
     
  7. Bounder

    Bounder Senior member

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    Be sure and wear your best suit.
     
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  8. sugarbutch

    sugarbutch Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I forgot that pBOOTH was back on the loose.
     
  9. mgm9128

    mgm9128 Senior member

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    Stone
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  10. mgm9128

    mgm9128 Senior member

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    Sun, stone
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  11. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    mgm9128 Senior member

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    Then I remembered I left my cufflinks in the bathroom.
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  13. Ixelles

    Ixelles Senior member

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    Dear e-friends, flying in on Thursday. Any recommendations for a cool, non-touristy but affordable (say <$100 pp) Midtown restaurant where I might actually get a table for 5 on Friday night? I haven't had dinner in Midtown for about 5 years. Modern American, Italian or French cuisine (or high-end bodega sandwich)? 4 NYC residents and me (US, UK, French, all 40ish). Thanks!
     
  14. poorsod

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    Marea is upper limit of your price point
    Robert on the roof of MAD has great views at night
    Pizza Arte has lower price point
    Quality Italian and Quality Meats are also pretty good
     
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    dopey Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I went to Brooklyn yesterday evening. By subway. Took the whole family. We even rode on the L train, but that was a bit bogus since we only rode it in Manhattan to pick up the A train.
     
  16. lefty

    lefty Senior member

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    Today on the subway a girl of 20 asked me if I wanted to sit down. Is it over for me?

    lefty
     
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  17. rnoldh

    rnoldh Senior member

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    That's a bad sign.

    Do people under 30, generally call you Sir?
     
  18. lefty

    lefty Senior member

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    I insist everyone call me "Sir".

    I thought I was still in my "lion in winter" stage and could pull a young cub if so inclined. I am sporting a beard which is pure white and was wearing a loden green duffle coat and beat up fedora, so I probably looked older than her grandfather.

    Fucking men's clothing subforum. I need some Rick or Yohji.

    lefty
     
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  19. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    I hate to tell you this but what this means is it's been over for some time now, but you're so far gone, people are finally letting you in on it too.
     

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