Reasons why New York Sucks

[thatboyo]

(question: how is Battery Park 50% Goldman employees and 50% millenials in t-shirts ... I get the former, but what's the deal with the lattter??)

there's a few high schools within the area. My HS was like 2 blocks away from GS.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



he's old though, and that's a way better card to play than whiney but complicated millennial hipster.


I hear Santa Cruz is nice.

My parents got me an early birthday cake this weekend when I saw them. They put "80" on it because, "that's how old you act".

 

[Mulan]

Do they know about your internet self?

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I don't think they care.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Great news this morning. On my train there were these two very overweight black women being very loud and animated. They were talking all kinds of **** to each other across the isle. When my stop was about to come up I let out an easy, quiet fart. I was hoping I'd be off the train by the time of the release, but alas all of a sudden I hear "Ahhhhh!!!! Ugh!!!!!! Somebody farted!!!!!! Das nasty!!!! Uggghhhhh!!!!!! Rye befo' da train stop somebody farted!!!!" Then I walk off giggling to myself and as the doors close I hear "It was him!!!!!" Why yes. Yes it was.

 

[gomestar]

bravo!!!



best part is nobody believes fat people when they say somebody else farted.

 

[gdl203]

I read the other day that we should all be farting on airplanes. Is healthy, it said.

 

[gomestar]

the key to airplanes and buses is to use the little vent that fans air above you and aim that thing behind you. Nobody has any clue as to what hit them, and since you're not facing them, you can save face remain the anonymous passenger (Booth's chuckle is what gave him away, remove that and nobody would have any idea who did what).

 

[patrickBOOTH]



I read the other day that we should all be farting on airplanes. Is healthy, it said.

Link to article? I would think with my meat consumption the air would be methane filled and poison everybody.

the key to airplanes and buses is to use the little vent that fans air above you and aim that thing behind you. Nobody has any clue as to what hit them, and since you're not facing them, you can save face remain the anonymous passenger (Booth's chuckle is what gave him away, remove that and nobody would have any idea who did what).

I don't know, only me briskly existing the train is a giveaway. I get off at an uncommon stop on the L.

 

[gomestar]

my brother would have a field day on the train if LA had a bigger metro system.

same on SF's BART system, but I'm not sure if anybody would really notice there.

 

[gomestar]



I don't know, only me briskly existing the train is a giveaway. I get off at an uncommon stop on the L.

fair point, though I believe that a stone face plus leisurely exit still would have left people mostly clueless. Or even a general face of displeasure.

There's no doubt that you rushed off that train with a **** eating grin, and that is such a giveaway.

 

[archetypal_yuppie]



you don't live in NY. Go loiter in the Houston sucks thread.

Make me.

 

[Manton]

So, this morning, as my train pulls in, these two MTA goons drive their electric flatbed truck right up to the entrance of the north end exit. Keep in mind these exits are already bottlenecks, only two can pass abreast, and with hundreds exiting the train, it's a real clusterfuck every day. With their giant obstacle, they force everyone to thread around and then leave one at a time, single file. When asked if it was necessary to park so close, and right then, they answered "Maintenance, bro."

Right.

 

[gomestar]

MTAgate

 

[romafan]



Great news this morning. On my train there were these two very overweight black women being very loud and animated. They were talking all kinds of **** to each other across the isle. When my stop was about to come up I let out an easy, quiet fart. I was hoping I'd be off the train by the time of the release, but alas all of a sudden I hear "Ahhhhh!!!! Ugh!!!!!! Somebody farted!!!!!! Das nasty!!!! Uggghhhhh!!!!!! Rye befo' da train stop somebody farted!!!!" Then I walk off giggling to myself and as the doors close I hear "It was him!!!!!" Why yes. Yes it was.

who was the guy again w/ the "epic" flatulence/mass transit posts (among others) that got banned a few years back?