Reasons why New York Sucks

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by Manton, Aug 26, 2012.

  1. gomestar

    gomestar Super Yelper

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    when I was on the train heading downtown with manton on Wednesday, some guy (in a suit, pocket square, etc.) kept looking at us. I assumed it's because we are both really, really, ridiculously good looking.
     


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    I mean, little Indian boys know their men, apparently.
     


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    mafoofan THE FOO Dubiously Honored

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    Some of you fuckers stare at me. Okay, that is creepy. But even worse, some of you approach me, talk to me, but refuse to tell me who you are to protect your own privacy. The next person who does that gets a pocket square jammed into his eye socket.
     
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    you gonna bring a ladder?
     


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    Seriously? That is creepy.

    Are creepers the internet-famous version of paparazzi?
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Why would you introduce yourself and not tell you who they were? That's weird.
     


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    gomestar Super Yelper

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    I still call you Patrick Booth IRL
     


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    I've gotten messages saying, "I see you around" and such. I'm just like, um, why wouldn't you say hello, or at least not saying anything so I don't think I am being stalked. Even more odd is I have never shown my face on here and people just get the feeling it is me. They are usually correct, too.
     
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  10. Manton

    Manton RINO Dubiously Honored

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    Once when I was on the downtown 6, I was with a rather fetching lady from my office, and booth introduced himself as a fan of my book. If I were the type of person to cheat, I am convinced I could have closed the deal that day/night.
     


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    Really? That's unbelievable..
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I know, the funny thing is I am totally ok with it. I actually look when I hear "Patrick" thinking it could be me. It was odd when my boss's name was Patrick...
     


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    It was funny because I noticed that too. When I introduced myself the look on her face was priceless. It went from stunned to bedroom eyes in a matter of seconds.
     


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    i feel like the ultimate Park Ave pickup technique has been unveiled
     


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    The only person from here I have seen on the street was Upr Crust. He was going into his office building across the street and I didn't get to say hello, so maybe that makes me a stalker.

    I feel like there are a couple of people here whom I could recognize based on their suits alone. In pB's case, that + the hair is a dead giveaway.
     
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