Reasons why New York Sucks

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by Manton, Aug 26, 2012.

  1. Manton

    Manton RINO Dubiously Honored

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    dude.

    get a drink

    drink it.

    walk to mirror

    look yourself in the eye

    slap yourself hard across the face

    that should do it

    let us know if that helps your balls to drop
     


  2. gomestar

    gomestar Super Yelper

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    Manton es en fuego esta noche.
     


  3. Sashu

    Sashu Well-Known Member

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    I spend a few minutes every night before bed forcing myself to forget that large amounts of people sincerely believe these things [​IMG]

    I think it'd actually be, "Manton tiene fuego este noche"
    [​IMG]
     
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  4. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    I'm hoping they drop by the time I am 30 :(
     


  5. thekunk07

    thekunk07 Senior member

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    because deblasio is in the lead. we will be looking at the dinkins years all over again.
     


  6. texas_jack

    texas_jack Senior member

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    Less crack
     


  7. Rumpelstiltskin

    Rumpelstiltskin Senior member

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    wait...WHAT?!?!?!?
     


  8. erictheobscure

    erictheobscure Senior member

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  9. Johdus Fanfoozal

    Johdus Fanfoozal Senior member

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    Saw the GOP debate this morning.
    My lone takeaway: a self-made billionaires can still be dumber than a bag of bricks.
     


  10. Sashu

    Sashu Well-Known Member

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    Well... that's almost not a takeaway at this point, don't you think?
    [​IMG]
     


  11. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    The Ford Escape taxis. Those things are absolutely fucking useless unless you literally have no legs.
     


  12. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Senior member

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    Does Fall in NYC suck, too?
     


  13. texas_jack

    texas_jack Senior member

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    6'4" me has one. Thankfully I never get in back.
     


  14. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    No, it is actually quite amazing.
     


  15. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    New guy moved in to the place below me. I think he might be a serial killer.
     


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