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Reasons why New York Sucks

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by Manton, Aug 26, 2012.

  1. gomestar

    gomestar Senior member

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    door to office for me is slightly more than 1.3 miles, but it's not an insignificant walk. When the subways are down, which is somewhat frequently, I'll walk, and it's still 25-30 minutes, and I walk briskly.
     
  2. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    It is not to get grease on their trousers from the chain.
     
  3. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I walk a half a mile just to get to my subway station. It pisses me off how many people angrily push onto the L train at first ave just to get out at Union Square. Pricks.
     
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    or, even worse, having a string or a loose end get caught in the chain. I ruined a nice pair of pants this way in college as a took delivery of a mountain bike.
     
  5. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    People with wheels in the city suck. This clever, simple machine turns people into instant entitled assholes. Doesn't matter whether rollerblades, bikes, cars, scooters, whatever. They suck.
     
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    The chain in his taxi door? I have no problem with rolling up your pants when biking but this is obviously an affectation since he's rocking the waldo socks and leaves his leg rolled even while riding in a taxi. He should just turn all his right pants legs into capris and go all the way with the pretense.
     
  7. gomestar

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    those razr scooters are the worst, IMO. People assume that because Little Johnny is perfect at 4 years old, he can bolt everywhere on one of those fuckers, and it's people on the sidewalk that should be alert.

    Azn delivery people are the next worst. The Mexicans heed most street rules and stay in the streets, but it's the middle aged asians who are always blasting through the sidewalks on their partially electronic powered bikes assuming that if they just dangle a leg on the other side of the bike, it looks like they're going to dismount momentarily, and they're free to ride in the sidewalks.
     
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    This guy is a fairly well-known top photographer/director. Nonetheless he still is an insufferable asswipe.

    My apt has exploded with lady bugs. Well ... six of them. I don't know whether to be delighted or pissed.

    lefty
     
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    +1
     
  10. Bhowie

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    I just had roof Poop water drip on my head.
     
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  11. Garth Vader

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    More like poor man's David Patrick Kelly.

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  12. lefty

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    I'm seeing Luther.


    lefty
     
  13. Manton

    Manton Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Manton Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Another thing that sucks are these double stoplights. One for straight, the other for a turn. And not the necessary kind of arrow, either, for where if you have to wait to yield you will never get a chance, but arrows for a turn from one one-way street onto another. The only purpose is to fuck pedestrians.
     
  15. aravenel

    aravenel Senior member

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    New York sucks, but Texas sucks way more.
     
  16. Connemara

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    I dunno dude. No state income tax, dirt-cheap property tax, nice weather, hot chicks...
     
  17. texas_jack

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    Nice weather? Only from November to May
     
  18. Manton

    Manton Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    at least it's not humid
     
  19. Connemara

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    Yeah but everyone has central A/C.
     
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    false



    No one goes outside in the summer unless they have to. You just sit inside in the dark. Might as well be in Siberia. I prefer it here in Indiana
     

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