Raw Ingredient and Mise en Place porn thread.

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by mordecai, Mar 6, 2011.

  1. b1os

    b1os Senior member

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    He certainly is a special flower (does this expression exist? If not, it does now).
     


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    Man. Why's it so hard for you to keep your hand still when you take a photo.
     


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    fuck you im being artistic
     


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    No, you're being crafty. Food is not art, and I have Steve Potnicki to prove it.
     


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    I was making the sauce to go with it based on Ducasse's jus method. It's quick in the same sense that Thomas Keller's quick sauces are; in other words, I was going to be at the stove anyway.
     


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    I mean the food photography.
     


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    That looks absolutely blurrgorgeous.
    Seriously though, what.the.fuck are you doing with your camera bro? I find it hard to believe anything other than you rape it multiple times before taking a picutre. Don't you see the picture you've taken on your phone? How old is your phone? Tip: slightly press the camera button to let the phone focus, wait a short while, then press the camera button a little harder to actually take the photo - voila, no blurry, unfocused photo (unless your camera is real real bad).
     
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    Does Ducasse have you skim the butter fat from the jus, or do you just emulsify it back into the sauce?
     


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    :thumbs-up: Good one, boo.
     
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    Guys, the picture is obviously impressionism. You aren't meant to look at the individual components of the dish, but to allow the plate as a whole to be (beautifully, in my opinion) just outside the realm of our sad need to see everything for exactly what it is. In this case, AEK is the Cezanne of the food photography world.
     


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    We seriously have to have a serious talk about our relationship, boo (is this a common word? it sounds kind of.. ambiguous).
     


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    Boo is what black men call their female lovers (no racism).
     


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    You're definitely right. How could I be that blind. I'm so glad we've got you on board (along all the others of you, seriously! :slayer:).
     


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    Good to know, boo.
     


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