Random thoughts

[Rome]

This is a random thoughts thread, they can encompass anything . Anyone is welcome to contribute their own random thoughts or make comments on others random thoughts.

1. Why is Jaime Kennedy still relevant? I have yet to meet anyone who thinks he is funny or worthwhile or has watched a whole anything including him. Every time I see a commercial with him starring in another horrible movie/comedy/show all I can think is "Hey what are you are still doing here? I thought you were dead."

2. How does one go about becoming a studio audience "actor" in an informercial? I think its a long down-whirl spiral that starts of "I want to be a big movie star" and then turns into "I think I'll take up extras work. You know lots of good big movie stars started of as extras." which ends up as "Wholly **** Ronco just picked me to be an extra in their new Chicken-Juicer-matic infomercial!!!" I just think at some point you have to explain to people who think that you really were "happy Extendz customer #4" that you really don't use enhancement pills and you were just "acting".

3. What happens to light when it reaches the known edge of the universe, is it refracted or does it dissipate?

 

[Nick M]

Two old people standing side-by-side can block a pathway of any conceivable width.

 

[DNW]

I hate marsupialed drivers, especially those with reaction time of a snail.

I also hate the assholes who block the one lane street looking for a parking spot while driving 2 miles/hour.

 

[Nick M]

Funny home video shows are only funny with the sound off.

 

[Homme]

You mean you don't like the commentary from the talented individual with 1000 different voices ?

 

[Lucky Strike]

When you think about it, there are very few problems which cannot be solved with a flame-thrower. A few aesthetic or intellectual problems, but a flame-thrower can take care of surprisingly many of those too.

I'd like a flame-thrower.

 

[Nick M]

Originally Posted by Homme

You mean you don't like the commentary from the talented individual with 1000 different voices ?
He's got a higher calling.

If I were the king of the world, my first decree would be to standardize the location of light switches in bathrooms. Inside the room, midway up the doorframe, LIKE EVERY OTHER SWITCH IN THE HOUSE. The penalty for misplacement would be death, possibly by keelhauling.

I would also be bringing back keelhauling.

 

[Buickguy]

All the world is a stage...

I just wish it would get through this stage.

 

[itskub]

a) i think everything thats crossed my mind has already been thought of by someone else.

b)i hate bad drivers. especially the ones ahead of me that think theyre ******* saints by slowing down at a green light and hoping it turns yellow, and then red, just so they can sit there and waist my time.

c) i ignore mostly anything related to pop-culture. its trash.

 

[Joffrey]

Should've gotten an apple

 

[Rome]

The Starburst Berries and Cream commercial with the singing schoolboy is one the most hilarious commercials I've ever seen. It doesn't make me want to buy their product or anything but now everything that comes in tandem deserves a jingle. Women and Beer, Women and beer, I'm a little lad who loves Woemins and Beeer (queue Jazz hands). In the original draft of Inferno the 38th Canto was having to walk down a really long flight of stairs behind an old lady.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

eleven beans

 

[acidboy]

Gasoline stinks. Yet I love the smell of it.

 

[LabelKing]

What are English muffins compared to crumpets?

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Miller and Mazzucchelli