Just downloaded the starting strength report for something to read. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THING SO LONG. Its 212 pages, I do not need 212 pages on the simplest program there is. Its a fucking 2 day split with 5 exercises with a very simple rep scheme. Theres like 1 page detailing that and then 211 pages of the author bitching about various and isolation exercises and steroids and then a couple pages about how amazing he is because if he wanted to work in his underwear he could. Wendlers 531 is like 40 pages and its a much more complicated program and actually goes into depth about stuff like accessory work, not just bitching about ronnie coleman and saying what a pussy jay cutler is.