Chrikelnel
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Just moments ago I went to relieve my bladder but was accosted by some hooligans loose threads that had separated from the buttonhole of my pants and gotten coiled around the button. I could’ve stood there wrestling with the tangled mess, but luckily I had my Chris Reeves Sebenza on me and was able to cut through the miscreants and free my fly. If not for the Titanium Slab holding the CRUCIBLE CPM® S35VN™ blade in place the sheer power of American steel likely would’ve disembowled me, while a cheaper knife would've simply crumpled against the organic cotton. And if I had listened to you nerds and left my knife at home I’d still be unraveling those threads until my bladder ruptured and I died. Remember kids, knives really do save lives.